a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off
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hopefully this poisons my advertising data for years to come
@alyx
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a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off
@alyx this is my favorite thing i've seen today
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a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off
@alyx dog is highly trained in the use of a glock 40; goose is not valued
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a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off
@alyx Cat's role is to organize and deploy Dog on field missions, ala "M" (or maybe Oscar Goldman).
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a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off
@alyx holy shit this is amazing
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a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off
@alyx Are you carrying your dog concealed, or is your dog carrying concealed, though?
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@daf basically it's a brainrot trend for cis men who don't think they're masculine enough who are trying to get a gigachad jawline by literally smashing the bones in their face with hammers that's been going around twitter and tiktok and everywhere else
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a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off
@alyx
Dog with a glock vs regular unarmed cat...My money's still on the cat.
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a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off
You've convinced me to have my imaginary cat get his black belt in many martial arts
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@alyx
Dog with a glock vs regular unarmed cat...My money's still on the cat.
@ozzelot imagining a show like the Disney show "Dog with a blog" but it's "Dog with a Glock"
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You've convinced me to have my imaginary cat get his black belt in many martial arts
And so it begins...
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@alyx I like how having a doberman with bionic recoil suppression, a Glock 40, and being trained in the use of force is apparently equivalent to owning a cat.
@cocaine_owlbear @alyx It’s a reasonable assumption: a cat is the only thing that could check such an armed dobermann.
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