I just saw a video of an AI executive saying that people will connect their brains to the cloud so they can have 1,000 times more thoughts.

[willi@hachyderm.io]

@Artists_Ali what 1000 multiplied by zero, someone should have asked that CEO...

[spiegelmama@infosec.exchange]

@aburka @Artists_Ali

[drikanis@mstdn.ca]

@Artists_Ali it's like the whole "we only use 10% of our brain, we should unlock using 100% of it" crap that used to circulate. using 100% of your brain is called a seizure.

[spiegelmama@infosec.exchange]

@Shdwdrgn I'm jealous. I'd have saved so much money on booze if I'd had this detente.
@Artists_Ali

[spiegelmama@infosec.exchange]

@JoscelynTransient Big same, Joscelyn. And yet it never worked, not really. For some reason, LSD often did.
@Artists_Ali

[lnsy_dev@mastodon.social]

@Artists_Ali Can't wait until I can shit post with no hands

[lritter@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@Artists_Ali quality > quantity

[itsmaya@social.treehouse.systems]

@Artists_Ali yea sounds good. If you have a point you're going to need to spell it out because to me that sounds like a big net win.

[artists_ali@sunny.garden]

@Shdwdrgn Good for you babe! Teach us your magic!

[unworthybeatrix@girlcock.club]

@Artists_Ali Oh no I 100% want neurotypical people to experience that.

And whatever a power flicker might do to that.

[marcjones@scholar.social]

@Artists_Ali Insert Jack Nicholson “You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!" meme here.

[ninkosan@mas.to]

@Artists_Ali [QUIET PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!]

[bluestarultor@tech.lgbt]

@Artists_Ali "A.I. executive"

See, there's your problem: multiplication by zero. XD

[cygnathreadbare@retro.pizza]

@Artists_Ali

[thetenuousorder@meow.social]

@Artists_Ali that or a seizure

[alter_unicorn@masto.bike]

@Artists_Ali lets connect an AI to my very much ADHD brain and watch it die from poisoning. no amount of RAM can handle all the randomness and noise.

[lyonsinbeta@mastodon.social]

@Artists_Ali seconded.

[aedius@lavraievie.social]

@Artists_Ali

Executive don't bother, it's impossible to multiply 0

[smolwaffle@union.place]

@Artists_Ali
Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power!
@shapr

[artists_ali@sunny.garden]

@alter_unicorn TRUE!