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  • bsm@swiss.socialB bsm@swiss.social

    @pheonix

    One of the reasons, why I use Notepad++ (https://notepad-plus-plus.org/downloads/)

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    clickymcticker@hachyderm.io
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    #8

    @bsm @pheonix Oh, did you not hear?

    https://arstechnica.com/security/2026/02/notepad-updater-was-compromised-for-6-months-in-supply-chain-attack/

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    • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

      They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

      This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

      Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

      We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

      https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

      #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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      #9

      @pheonix

      I'm not surprised...

      A simple cat <file> on the command line can also compromise your system. If you're unsure, you should therefore use cat -v <file> when I'm not mistaken.

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      • C clickymcticker@hachyderm.io

        @bsm @pheonix Oh, did you not hear?

        https://arstechnica.com/security/2026/02/notepad-updater-was-compromised-for-6-months-in-supply-chain-attack/

        bsm@swiss.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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        bsm@swiss.social
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        #10

        @ClickyMcTicker @pheonix There is no problem with it with the newest version 8.9.1

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        • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

          They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

          This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

          Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

          We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

          https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

          #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

          di4na@hachyderm.ioD This user is from outside of this forum
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          di4na@hachyderm.io
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          #11

          @pheonix nothing can be safe. It is computing. That ship has sailed a loooooong time ago

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          • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

            They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

            This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

            Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

            We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

            https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

            #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

            gabrielesvelto@mas.toG This user is from outside of this forum
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            gabrielesvelto@mas.to
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            #12

            @pheonix *vibe-coding intensifies*

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            • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

              They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

              This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

              Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

              We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

              https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

              #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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              grimace1298@defcon.social
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              #13

              @pheonix Idk how the fcuk they can mess up a simple notepad application. When you add junk (Copilot) it's kinda expected lol. #microslop f-ing company 🤮

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              • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                #14

                @pheonix
                Notepad?? FRIGGIN NOTEPAD? HOW DO YOU SCREW UP SOMETHING LIKE A BASIC-ASS TEXT EDITOR PROGRAM?

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                • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                  They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                  This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                  Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                  We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                  https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                  #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                  vyskocilm@witter.cz
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                  #15

                  @pheonix This is the most vibe slop, ever! 😁

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                  • trillytrill@mastodon.artT trillytrill@mastodon.art

                    @pheonix
                    Notepad?? FRIGGIN NOTEPAD? HOW DO YOU SCREW UP SOMETHING LIKE A BASIC-ASS TEXT EDITOR PROGRAM?

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                    #16

                    "How do you screw up [friggin Notepad]?"

                    Gradually, and then suddenly.

                    I think.

                    @trillytrill @pheonix

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                    • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                      They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                      This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                      Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                      We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                      https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                      #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                      jkb@gotosocial.jkbockstael.be
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                      #17

                      @pheonix According to the report you have to click a link in the file, just loading it won't compromise the system.

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                      • bsm@swiss.socialB bsm@swiss.social

                        @ClickyMcTicker @pheonix There is no problem with it with the newest version 8.9.1

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                        #18

                        @bsm @ClickyMcTicker @pheonix Yet

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                        • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                          They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                          This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                          Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                          We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                          https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                          #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

                          bdf2121cc3334b35b6ecda66e471@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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                          bdf2121cc3334b35b6ecda66e471@mastodon.social
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                          #19

                          @pheonix Nothing from Microsoft, no.

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                          • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                            They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                            This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                            Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                            We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                            https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                            #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                            #20

                            @pheonix That's what you get for using AI in development. What could possibly go wrong?

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                            • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                              They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                              This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                              Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                              We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                              https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                              #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                              #21

                              @pheonix How can you fuckup Markdown support so hard

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                              • pheonix@hachyderm.ioP pheonix@hachyderm.io

                                They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                                This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                                Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                                We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                                https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                                #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                                #22

                                @pheonix
                                STOP UPDATING NOTEPAD

                                (source: https://www.reddit.com/r/windowsmemes/comments/1plqsi2/stop_updating_notepad/)

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