Gimme your best pickup lines.🚩 answers only.
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Gimme your best pickup lines.
answers only.I'll start.
"I named my legs Master lock, because if you pick me they'll open right up."
"What's better than Smoke on the Water? Come on Eileen."¹
¹ a guy at a bar actually used his one on a friend of mine after overhearing her name
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Gimme your best pickup lines.
answers only.I'll start.
"I named my legs Master lock, because if you pick me they'll open right up."
"What's better than Smoke on the Water? Come on Eileen."¹
¹ a guy at a bar actually used his one on a friend of mine after overhearing her name
@alice Did it hurt?
She, rolling her eyes, what?
When you broke through the earths crust on your way up from hell?
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Gimme your best pickup lines.
answers only.I'll start.
"I named my legs Master lock, because if you pick me they'll open right up."
"What's better than Smoke on the Water? Come on Eileen."¹
¹ a guy at a bar actually used his one on a friend of mine after overhearing her name
@alice "Hello."
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Gimme your best pickup lines.
answers only.I'll start.
"I named my legs Master lock, because if you pick me they'll open right up."
"What's better than Smoke on the Water? Come on Eileen."¹
¹ a guy at a bar actually used his one on a friend of mine after overhearing her name
Please CW any truly bad ones.
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Gimme your best pickup lines.
answers only.I'll start.
"I named my legs Master lock, because if you pick me they'll open right up."
"What's better than Smoke on the Water? Come on Eileen."¹
¹ a guy at a bar actually used his one on a friend of mine after overhearing her name
@alice I read one a while back that made me giggle.
"Are you a workplace health and safety violation? Because you need a proper railing."
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Please CW any truly bad ones.
@alice Country *and* Western?
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@alice I read one a while back that made me giggle.
"Are you a workplace health and safety violation? Because you need a proper railing."
@guffo lmao
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Gimme your best pickup lines.
answers only.I'll start.
"I named my legs Master lock, because if you pick me they'll open right up."
"What's better than Smoke on the Water? Come on Eileen."¹
¹ a guy at a bar actually used his one on a friend of mine after overhearing her name
@alice "Hi, my name is [name]. Ove been following you for two weeks. Wanna see the pictures?"
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Gimme your best pickup lines.
answers only.I'll start.
"I named my legs Master lock, because if you pick me they'll open right up."
"What's better than Smoke on the Water? Come on Eileen."¹
¹ a guy at a bar actually used his one on a friend of mine after overhearing her name
@alice "Are you the patriarchy? Cuz I wanna smash"
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Gimme your best pickup lines.
answers only.I'll start.
"I named my legs Master lock, because if you pick me they'll open right up."
"What's better than Smoke on the Water? Come on Eileen."¹
¹ a guy at a bar actually used his one on a friend of mine after overhearing her name
@alice "Hi, my name is [name]. Can I just hold you and cry for a while?"
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Gimme your best pickup lines.
answers only.I'll start.
"I named my legs Master lock, because if you pick me they'll open right up."
"What's better than Smoke on the Water? Come on Eileen."¹
¹ a guy at a bar actually used his one on a friend of mine after overhearing her name
@alice
One of those kind of men to a lady standing on a bus "Do you need a seat?"
"Oh yes please"
"Why don't you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that comes up" -
@alice
One of those kind of men to a lady standing on a bus "Do you need a seat?"
"Oh yes please"
"Why don't you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that comes up"@mindpersephone @alice This sounds like a good way to abruptly take a taser to the face.
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Gimme your best pickup lines.
answers only.I'll start.
"I named my legs Master lock, because if you pick me they'll open right up."
"What's better than Smoke on the Water? Come on Eileen."¹
¹ a guy at a bar actually used his one on a friend of mine after overhearing her name
@alice "I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"
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Gimme your best pickup lines.
answers only.I'll start.
"I named my legs Master lock, because if you pick me they'll open right up."
"What's better than Smoke on the Water? Come on Eileen."¹
¹ a guy at a bar actually used his one on a friend of mine after overhearing her name
@alice Are you a NASCAR driver? Because I'm the waving red flag.
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@benjamincox @alice I love this and am using it
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Gimme your best pickup lines.
answers only.I'll start.
"I named my legs Master lock, because if you pick me they'll open right up."
"What's better than Smoke on the Water? Come on Eileen."¹
¹ a guy at a bar actually used his one on a friend of mine after overhearing her name
@alice "would you like to see pictures of my raccoon friend Smeagol Shambles and her 4 little hobbits?" Having never been in a scenario where I would the concept of "pickup lines" would ever be needed, I have not had the opportunity to try it. Still, I think it would work
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Gimme your best pickup lines.
answers only.I'll start.
"I named my legs Master lock, because if you pick me they'll open right up."
"What's better than Smoke on the Water? Come on Eileen."¹
¹ a guy at a bar actually used his one on a friend of mine after overhearing her name
@alice I frequently told my girlfriend "that's a pretty dress, it would look great on my bedroom floor"
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@alice it definitely does not hurt his case that he's 6'5", built like a fictional viking, and works as a bartender at a popular bar. he probably could say almost anything
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Gimme your best pickup lines.
answers only.I'll start.
"I named my legs Master lock, because if you pick me they'll open right up."
"What's better than Smoke on the Water? Come on Eileen."¹
¹ a guy at a bar actually used his one on a friend of mine after overhearing her name
Only ever used one: “I’m 18 years and 18 days old today. “
A bit of a one-off.
But we’re still together 42 1/2 years later. So I guess it worked …
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Gimme your best pickup lines.
answers only.I'll start.
"I named my legs Master lock, because if you pick me they'll open right up."
"What's better than Smoke on the Water? Come on Eileen."¹
¹ a guy at a bar actually used his one on a friend of mine after overhearing her name
@alice@lgbtqia.space to my wife:
"hey hun, I just saw the most beautiful lady in the room."
Her: "....it's only us in here"
Me: "And the cat can't be called a lady, she's a princess."
