Fedi: - "I follow you for the wholesome stuff 💕" - "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff 🔓" - "I follow you for the adult content ❤️🔥"
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@alice I am so teaching that at Hackers Teaching Hackers this year.
@Sempf feel free to show the video, just please do so with a link back to me here.
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@alice
Dr Who: *Vibrates 19th century lock open*
Dr Who's 19th century companion: "Doctor! What is that miraculous device?"
Dr Who: "Oh... forgot you were standing there. Um, that's called a 'Sonic Screwdriver'!" -
Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff
"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff
"
- "I follow you for the adult content
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"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice ist this vibe picking? 🫨
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content️"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content️"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice oh my, I dropped my lock body.
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content️"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
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@Sempf feel free to show the video, just please do so with a link back to me here.
@alice Thanks, and of course!
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It makes sense that a lock from the 1870s wouldn't be modern sextoy-proof. Women back then were still using steam-powered vibrators.
@alice steampunk, or steampoke? Capt'n, ring the engine room for all ahead slow...
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@rallias well, the steam power would be converted to rotational force that would be used to spin an off-center weight within a separate part of the unit.
@alice I mean, sure, but like, metallurgy in the 1800s wasn't the greatest, I don't know that I would trust it to stay intact and pressure resilient. Even if the rod that powers the vibration weight is like 5 ft long, that's still boiling hot steam 5 ft away from everything you got going on down south.
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content️"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
In the near future in a small building in a compound named Fort Knox, one guard to another:"Do you hear that strange noise?"
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content️"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice ah yes the triangle of content
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content️"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice@lgbtqia.space Looks like LockPickingLawyer will replace his transparent mallet by this. Much more convenient anyway.
And also, I finally know what those things are for. I knew this was never just about "personal massage"... -
Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content️"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice
Lol, I got to admit, I wondered how all of that fitted together: lock picking, ancient lock, sex toy. The mind boggled till I got home and could watch it
Stupid spicy brain!
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@alice@lgbtqia.space Looks like LockPickingLawyer will replace his transparent mallet by this. Much more convenient anyway.
And also, I finally know what those things are for. I knew this was never just about "personal massage"...@divVerent obligatory "I don't endorse support Trump supporters or their associates, and to the best of my knowledge, LPL is one of those."
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