Fedi: - "I follow you for the wholesome stuff 💕" - "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff 🔓" - "I follow you for the adult content ❤️‍🔥"

[hotarubiko@infosec.exchange]

@alice

Amazing vibes!🤪

BEST THING EVERRRRRRRRR!!!!

[mrgrumpymonkey@mastodon.social]

@pewnack @alice

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@mrgrumpymonkey that you have good taste?

[sasutina13@lgbtqia.space]

@alice If they ask at Cumstoms, it is NOT a lockpick...

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@mrgrumpymonkey @notsle obligatory "sadly, to the best of my knowledge he's a Trump supporter (or at least okay with starting a business with one), and I don't recommend his stuff anymore."

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@mrgrumpymonkey @murdoc the key to unlocking true love is in finding someone who fits your vibe.

[sasutina13@lgbtqia.space]

@alice spelign...oops...

[mrgrumpymonkey@mastodon.social]

@alice Right... it must be that.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@sasutina13 took me a second to figure out why cum storms would have issues with lockpicks.

[pentup@mastodon.art]

@alice
Dr Who: *Vibrates 19th century lock open*
Dr Who's 19th century companion: "Doctor! What is that miraculous device?"
Dr Who: "Oh... forgot you were standing there. Um, that's called a 'Sonic Screwdriver'!"

[su_liam@mas.to]

@alice So that’s how you get off an old lock.

[grim_elsewhere@lgbtqia.space]

@alice Oh imagine treadle-powered sex toys? The calves on those people!

[notsle@kzoo.to]

@alice @mrgrumpymonkey ooff. I was not aware. Thanks.

[rgsharpe@sfba.social]

@alice Woe betide the stoker who can't shovel fast enough.

[notsle@kzoo.to]

@alice @mrgrumpymonkey i did buy a starter kit from them, have yet to find the time to learn lock picking. Any recommendations to learn? tools to buy?

[jamesmdonohoe@sfba.social]

@alice
WTF did I just watch?
Just spit out my coffee from this morning.
My dog has now come into the room very concerned and nudging my elbow.
And I am watching it again...

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@notsle take a peek at #LearnLockpickingWithAlice I cover a lot of early stuff.

@mrgrumpymonkey

[lexyeen@plush.city]

@JamesMDonohoe @alice power-assisted lock bumping.

[jamesmdonohoe@sfba.social]

@LexYeen @alice
Just when I think I have acquired the ability to think about problem solving differently, I see something like this and realize what an amateur I am.
Now sharing with my (adult), children!

[matoakit@beach.city]

@alice really cool old lock!