Fedi: - "I follow you for the wholesome stuff ๐" - "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff ๐" - "I follow you for the adult content โค๏ธโ๐ฅ"
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@reiddragon to the best of my knowledge on locksport and security folx, LPL and his Covert Instruments associates are pro-Trump, pro-cop, pro-gun, and anti-queer.
@alice haven't heard of any of that before, though I've also never looked beyond the youtube vids -
@alice haven't heard of any of that before, though I've also never looked beyond the youtube vids
@reiddragon I've been activeยน in the security and locksport communities for many years.
ยน read: had drinks with
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff
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- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff
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- "I follow you for the adult content
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"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice We have hit peak Alice, everyone.
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@speaktrap obligatory "I don't recommend the videos of Trump supporters or folks who associate with them".
@alice ๐๐๐๐ does he????
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content๏ธโ"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
Therapist: "And how often would you say you find yourself sexually aroused by locks?"
Alice: "I don't know...the usual amount?"
Therapist: "The usual amount is zero."
Alice: "You're not on Fedi much, are you?"
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@alice We have hit peak Alice, everyone.
@bluewitchgwen I can peak multiple times
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@alice ๐๐๐๐ does he????
@speaktrap as far as I know, yes
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content๏ธโ"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice lock so good it rips off your face
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@alice lock so good it rips off your face
@the_gayest_goat_on_elekk really, who hasn't been there tho?
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content๏ธโ"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice *slow clap*
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@alice *slow clap*
@alice ("things that go *bump* in the night"
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Therapist: "And how often would you say you find yourself sexually aroused by locks?"
Alice: "I don't know...the usual amount?"
Therapist: "The usual amount is zero."
Alice: "You're not on Fedi much, are you?"
@alice Do you have any experience with RTT's cylindrical lock pick?
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Therapist: "And how often would you say you find yourself sexually aroused by locks?"
Alice: "I don't know...the usual amount?"
Therapist: "The usual amount is zero."
Alice: "You're not on Fedi much, are you?"
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@speaktrap as far as I know, yes
โ@alice Biggest letdown since Mike Oldfield
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Therapist: "And how often would you say you find yourself sexually aroused by locks?"
Alice: "I don't know...the usual amount?"
Therapist: "The usual amount is zero."
Alice: "You're not on Fedi much, are you?"
@alice Depends on what or whom you are locking up with that lock. Some locks might unlock some memories.
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Therapist: "And how often would you say you find yourself sexually aroused by locks?"
Alice: "I don't know...the usual amount?"
Therapist: "The usual amount is zero."
Alice: "You're not on Fedi much, are you?"
@alice
"shove something in the keyway like you're a randy college kid and just wiggle it around until something happens."
No, that's not lockpick erotica - perhaps the opposite - , but it is such an evocative description...
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content๏ธโ"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice I follow you for the social criticism.
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Therapist: "And how often would you say you find yourself sexually aroused by locks?"
Alice: "I don't know...the usual amount?"
Therapist: "The usual amount is zero."
Alice: "You're not on Fedi much, are you?"
@alice "Usually amount is zero": so you"ve not experienced XYZ's lock with the reinforced security pins, dimpled keyway and the offset core? You could have just said you were into vanilla Maaterlock stuff.
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Therapist: "And how often would you say you find yourself sexually aroused by locks?"
Alice: "I don't know...the usual amount?"
Therapist: "The usual amount is zero."
Alice: "You're not on Fedi much, are you?"
@alice
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content๏ธโ"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice@lgbtqia.space I also follow you because you seem insightful and knowledgeable on many topics.
