Fedi: - "I follow you for the wholesome stuff ๐" - "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff ๐" - "I follow you for the adult content โค๏ธโ๐ฅ"
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@alice looks like latest Lockpicking Lawyer's April Fools video
@speaktrap obligatory "I don't recommend the videos of Trump supporters or folks who associate with them".
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@alice Itโs why chastity belts were a waste of time and batteries.
@benjamincox aww, but chastity belts make for fun little bedroom skill-checks!
And I can't be the only one who stashes lockpicks in my pillow cases
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@alice watched a lot of LPL, but I haven't seen him use a magic wand to pick a lock
@reiddragon obligatory "I don't recommend the videos of Trump supporters or folks who associate with them".
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@reiddragon obligatory "I don't recommend the videos of Trump supporters or folks who associate with them".
@alice wait what? -
@alice where can I buy such tools
@emla139 that's a powerful rapid entry tool, known by security professionals as the Domi 2, by Lovense.
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@alice wait what?
@reiddragon to the best of my knowledge on locksport and security folx, LPL and his Covert Instruments associates are pro-Trump, pro-cop, pro-gun, and anti-queer.
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff
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- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff
"
- "I follow you for the adult content
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"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice
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@reiddragon to the best of my knowledge on locksport and security folx, LPL and his Covert Instruments associates are pro-Trump, pro-cop, pro-gun, and anti-queer.
@alice haven't heard of any of that before, though I've also never looked beyond the youtube vids -
@alice haven't heard of any of that before, though I've also never looked beyond the youtube vids
@reiddragon I've been activeยน in the security and locksport communities for many years.
ยน read: had drinks with
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content๏ธโ"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice We have hit peak Alice, everyone.
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@speaktrap obligatory "I don't recommend the videos of Trump supporters or folks who associate with them".
@alice ๐๐๐๐ does he????
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content๏ธโ"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
Therapist: "And how often would you say you find yourself sexually aroused by locks?"
Alice: "I don't know...the usual amount?"
Therapist: "The usual amount is zero."
Alice: "You're not on Fedi much, are you?"
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@alice We have hit peak Alice, everyone.
@bluewitchgwen I can peak multiple times
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@alice ๐๐๐๐ does he????
@speaktrap as far as I know, yes
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content๏ธโ"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice lock so good it rips off your face
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@alice lock so good it rips off your face
@the_gayest_goat_on_elekk really, who hasn't been there tho?
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content๏ธโ"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice *slow clap*
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@alice *slow clap*
@alice ("things that go *bump* in the night"
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Therapist: "And how often would you say you find yourself sexually aroused by locks?"
Alice: "I don't know...the usual amount?"
Therapist: "The usual amount is zero."
Alice: "You're not on Fedi much, are you?"
@alice Do you have any experience with RTT's cylindrical lock pick?
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Therapist: "And how often would you say you find yourself sexually aroused by locks?"
Alice: "I don't know...the usual amount?"
Therapist: "The usual amount is zero."
Alice: "You're not on Fedi much, are you?"
