Found this wedding ring on the street outside my home.

[dee@social.treehouse.systems]

@GOKUSHRM I lack a spectrometer, I'm just trying to do a public good

[irisfreundin@troet.cafe]

@dee

I wanted to help _you_ because you misinterpreted the key ring as wedding ring.

[gokushrm@mastodon.social]

@dee and I was having some fun with post... .. & u doing good work

[dee@social.treehouse.systems]

@Irisfreundin a wedding ring is indeed the key ring... the engagement is a secondary ring. I get you, I know what you're saying.

[kauzerei@social.tchncs.de]

@peaceout @Irisfreundin @dee no no, it's a common misconception. We put keys on them to make sure we don't accidentally lose them. A ring can easily slip off a finger unnoticed. Added weight and noisiness of keys makes sure you never lose the ring.

[jonnyt@mastodon.me.uk]

@dee @arch You are now married to the fob.

[mndflayr@metalhead.club]

@peaceout @Irisfreundin @dee

Don't judge us!

[dee@social.treehouse.systems]

@JonnyT @arch I'm pretty sure I follow someone named fob

[netraven@hear-me.social]

@dee Clever girl. You just married a locksmith.

[netraven@hear-me.social]

@dee they made the cut; they measured it twice.

[dee@social.treehouse.systems]

@lianna that's an iPhone thing I think.

[uc@mastodon.scot]

@lianna @dee

Chain?

[dee@social.treehouse.systems]

@uc @lianna leash?

[doubletreble@cupoftea.social]

@Irisfreundin @dee
My thoughts exactly

[uc@mastodon.scot]

@dee @lianna

Bond(age).

[technothrasher@universeodon.com]

@dee Clearly you are very confused about this ring. Let me mansplain it to you...

[bcasiello@floss.social]

@dee @arch You're Keymaster now, you have to find Zuul.

[grumpydad@infosec.exchange]

@dee Not sure, but I think that's a graduation ring from Trump university

[drchaos@sauropods.win]

@dee strange... it almost looks like mine!!!

[ulan_ka@social.tchncs.de]

@dee smart move to use a cat as background to boost interactions