Found this wedding ring on the street outside my home.

[dee@social.treehouse.systems]

@lususlumi @Jourei if I touch them, they'll make a squeal noise, and then expose their bellies for a rub.

after that, all notion that I'm actually working is over... I'm just giving belly rubs.

there's actually a law that says if a cat exposes a belly it must be rubbed.

[jourei@mas.to]

@dee @lususlumi so cute, wish I had a kitty to squeak

[lususlumi@alovely.space]

@dee @Jourei stop it. *exposes belly in hopes of rubs* but also i miss my aminal fwends.

[keefjudge@mastodon.social]

@dee That's someone's key posession.

[dee@social.treehouse.systems]

@KeefJudge those people are called keyholders

[irisfreundin@troet.cafe]

@dee Here in Germany we use this type of ring for door keys.

[dee@social.treehouse.systems]

@Irisfreundin I'm sorry, I don't know how to help you

[peaceout@mastodon.online]

@Irisfreundin @dee
You are using wedding rings for door keys in Germany?

[gokushrm@mastodon.social]

@dee if it's gold or platinum thn it's mine... If not thn your's..

[dee@social.treehouse.systems]

@GOKUSHRM I lack a spectrometer, I'm just trying to do a public good

[irisfreundin@troet.cafe]

@dee

I wanted to help _you_ because you misinterpreted the key ring as wedding ring.

[gokushrm@mastodon.social]

@dee and I was having some fun with post... .. & u doing good work

[dee@social.treehouse.systems]

@Irisfreundin a wedding ring is indeed the key ring... the engagement is a secondary ring. I get you, I know what you're saying.

[kauzerei@social.tchncs.de]

@peaceout @Irisfreundin @dee no no, it's a common misconception. We put keys on them to make sure we don't accidentally lose them. A ring can easily slip off a finger unnoticed. Added weight and noisiness of keys makes sure you never lose the ring.

[jonnyt@mastodon.me.uk]

@dee @arch You are now married to the fob.

[mndflayr@metalhead.club]

@peaceout @Irisfreundin @dee

Don't judge us!

[dee@social.treehouse.systems]

@JonnyT @arch I'm pretty sure I follow someone named fob

[netraven@hear-me.social]

@dee Clever girl. You just married a locksmith.

[netraven@hear-me.social]

@dee they made the cut; they measured it twice.

[dee@social.treehouse.systems]

@lianna that's an iPhone thing I think.