the temu app will be studied for generations.
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@cabel for someone abroad, what is temu..? Because what I see is poor made mobile game (contains ads) (in-app purchases)
From what I know it is a huge company that sells all kinds of cheap bad quality stuff. Accessories, kitchen tools, rugs. The company is really unhinged in everything they do, the ads and app often look like it is some joke. The more you learn about it, the weirder it gets
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel I don’t know how anyone successfully makes a purchase on this app.
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel ifood is almost as bad
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel i remember i opened temu once because my friend sent me a promo code. i made it about ten seconds before i said "i can't do this im scared" and deleted the app
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel it’s like a shopping app, but targeted towards seven-year-olds.
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@AlSweigart @cabel Yes, for this is what “The Wolf of Wall Street” (the movie) taught us!
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel slot machines after you get 5 scatters
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel won't even let you use the damn app
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel@social.panic.com we really do live in the dumbest cyberpunk dystopia possible
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel Will it, though? Because how do you archive that shit?
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@Readinglover @mo @cabel it's the biggest competition Amazon has at this point afaict. So yeah, huge. Consider it the tiktok of shopping.
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Ugh. The amount of unnecessary work that went into all this unnecessary animation…
@argv_minus_one nah, it's probably mostly generated at this point @cabel
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel I guess we now know where all those devs laid off from King and Zynga ended up...
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel Do I never see stuff like this because I don't own a smartphone, but use a lap top ?
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
' the fuck is that ?
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the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
@cabel coming across this before I saw the text
Me: Can we have tumblr
Mom: We have tumblr at home
Tumblr at home: temu mastodon -
the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
I've seen casino slots less desperately flashy than this -
@cabel I guess we now know where all those devs laid off from King and Zynga ended up...
