Cloudflare just published a vibe coded blog post claiming they implemented Matrix on cloudflare workers.

[agowa338@chaos.social]

@JadedBlueEyes

Lol, just searching for "TODO" in their github repo doesn't disappoint

[jadedblueeyes@tech.lgbt]

@agowa338 They’re trying to clean up their tracks https://github.com/nkuntz1934/matrix-workers/commit/2d3969dd5e795caa3641d0e237e2b52ca0502463

[jadedblueeyes@tech.lgbt]

Oh look, they’re trying to cover up what they did too

https://github.com/nkuntz1934/matrix-workers/commit/2d3969dd5e795caa3641d0e237e2b52ca0502463

Archive link for posterity:

https://web.archive.org/web/*/https://github.com/nkuntz1934/matrix-workers/commit/2d3969dd5e795caa3641d0e237e2b52ca0502463

[agowa338@chaos.social]

@JadedBlueEyes

Wonder if that's because of my LinkedIn post from 15 minutes ago where I said that they're wasting everyones times and mentioned Cloudflare...

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/klausfrank_ai-share-7421952201788608512-oFiv

[agowa338@chaos.social]

@JadedBlueEyes

I mean it only got 6 impressions with one of them being by a paying member.

But as I basically have no followers there and I mentioned them it's not that unlikely...

[me@mastodon.cysioland.pl]

@JadedBlueEyes

> You aren't just installing software; you are becoming a system administrator

[kopper@not-brain.d.on-t.work]

@JadedBlueEyes it's wildebeest (cloudflare fedi software that leaked dms to the public) all over again

[liquidparasyte@app.wafrn.net]

Maybe Cloudflare should just stick to DDPS protection and CDNs

[byte@awawa.club]

@JadedBlueEyes eeeew yuck that’s so fucking embarrassing. not like those feds had any reputation to worry about whatsoever, but still

[kieran@hom.ph]

@JadedBlueEyes that'll fix it!

[ddritter@neopaquita.es]

@JadedBlueEyes From "vibe coding" to "vibe security".

[wolfwalks@app.wafrn.net]

And taking down most of the internet

[networkexception@bonk.expert]

@JadedBlueEyes OH: @49016 did that for fedi before it was cool

[theorangetheme@en.osm.town]

@JadedBlueEyes I love all the "this is good, akshually" comments on HN this morning. I mean, half of them are probably Fedflare employees anyway.

[silo_bear@mastodon.social]

@JadedBlueEyes

Holy crap. I would not expect this from an industry giant (Though I guess I should.)

That certainly shatters my trust in cloudflare a bit. #devops #programming #networking

[lexinova@cyberplace.social]

@JadedBlueEyes And even if they did, centralize a decentralised system on cloudflare what a good idea

[sodiboo@gaysex.cloud]

@lexinova@cyberplace.social @JadedBlueEyes@tech.lgbt I think it is fundamentally interesting to try and port software to run on cloudflare workers. Like, it's a stack with very different assumptions and tradeoffs. Having alternatives is always nice. I don't think it's bad for this to exist. I don't see how that leads to centralization.

But the execution is bad. Lmao.

[lexinova@cyberplace.social]

@sodiboo @JadedBlueEyes because Cloudflare own half of internet ?

if it's not centralizing even more ... what is this ?

[themagicnacho@hachyderm.io]

@JadedBlueEyes The first paragraph smelled like total BS.

[sodiboo@gaysex.cloud]

@JadedBlueEyes@tech.lgbt Oh yeah. Wait what the fuck. Even i know this and I've never touched the codebase. It's rocksdb and there was at one point SQLite, right?