I regret to inform you Elon Musk has made a 6 minute AI video of himself as a superhero and it’s the cringiest shit I’ve ever seen.

[victor2347@mastodon.social]

@GossiTheDog the man aint sure if he wants to be Michael Jackson, Koji Igarashi, Ozymandias, Peaky Blinder cosplay or a House of Dragon extra. Also, a lot of phalic shapes and weirdelly thick water

[ocramius@mastodon.social]

@GossiTheDog my body doesn't have enough skin that can crawl

[zl2tod@mastodon.online]

@GossiTheDog

Binface does it better.

[ag100pct@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog
What, no SS uniform?

[max_power@chaos.social]

@GossiTheDog That’s the equivalent of a MySpace page full of stolen GIFs and tasteless music from the late 90s.

[shadownetworks@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog looks more like an mob boss with a fetish for clothes one cannot wear out as they'll immediately get dirty.

[richards@fosstodon.org]

@GossiTheDog the most wealthy man on the planet is somehow also one of the biggest losers on the planet. He could literally do anything, or go anywhere and yet he chooses to be terminally online in the cringiest of ways.

[paulshryock@phpc.social]

@GossiTheDog lol, the way it just... keeps going... with the same slop.

[thetomas@social.toot9.de]

@GossiTheDog it seems, he really has to compensate his 7 cm

[aj@home.ajacks.net]

@GossiTheDog AI really does not understand how cigarettes work does it?

[n@coolworld.cc]

@GossiTheDog That is *one way* to express that he is a divorced absent dad.

[heliograph@mastodon.au]

@GossiTheDog mega cringe

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@max_power @GossiTheDog Don't you trash MySpace like that!

[miamarktwo@syzito.xyz]

@Heliograph @GossiTheDog No way am I watching that.

How many ways can that guy show himself to be an even bigger cunt than we thought?

[cyberoutsider@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog Is it just me, or do quite a few of those clips have facial expressions that make it look like he's relieving himself in his underwear?

[leroy@indiehackers.social]

@GossiTheDog I don’t think that is superhero. He is ignoring the city being flooded and smiling. I would say that is more likely supervillian behaviour.

[leberschnitzel@existiert.ch]

@paulshryock yeah I wonder what the vision was. It's not even trying to be a theme, it's just self centered...
@GossiTheDog

[annehargreaves@ioc.exchange]

@GossiTheDog me me me me ffs

[johnofrobotz@mastodon.girolab.foo]

@GossiTheDog AI captures Elon, high as balls on Ketamine, rambling into his phone.

[wdormann@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog
Coolest dude I've ever seen in my entire life.