I regret to inform you Elon Musk has made a 6 minute AI video of himself as a superhero and it’s the cringiest shit I’ve ever seen.

[thetomas@social.toot9.de]

@GossiTheDog it seems, he really has to compensate his 7 cm

[aj@home.ajacks.net]

@GossiTheDog AI really does not understand how cigarettes work does it?

[n@coolworld.cc]

@GossiTheDog That is *one way* to express that he is a divorced absent dad.

[heliograph@mastodon.au]

@GossiTheDog mega cringe

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@max_power @GossiTheDog Don't you trash MySpace like that!

[miamarktwo@syzito.xyz]

@Heliograph @GossiTheDog No way am I watching that.

How many ways can that guy show himself to be an even bigger cunt than we thought?

[cyberoutsider@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog Is it just me, or do quite a few of those clips have facial expressions that make it look like he's relieving himself in his underwear?

[leroy@indiehackers.social]

@GossiTheDog I don’t think that is superhero. He is ignoring the city being flooded and smiling. I would say that is more likely supervillian behaviour.

[leberschnitzel@existiert.ch]

@paulshryock yeah I wonder what the vision was. It's not even trying to be a theme, it's just self centered...
@GossiTheDog

[annehargreaves@ioc.exchange]

@GossiTheDog me me me me ffs

[johnofrobotz@mastodon.girolab.foo]

@GossiTheDog AI captures Elon, high as balls on Ketamine, rambling into his phone.

[wdormann@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog
Coolest dude I've ever seen in my entire life.

[gnaddrig@mastodon.social]

@GossiTheDog
In this screenshot he reminds me of Osgood Fielding III in Some Like It Hot...

[james_inthe_box@infosec.exchange]

@wdormann @GossiTheDog One of the worst human beings on the planet...right up there with Zuc.

[lbcp@social.linux.pizza]

@GossiTheDog When Elon smokes a cigarette, he only exhales through his eyes.

[endlessmason@hachyderm.io]

@GossiTheDog
Love the way he looks a bit loke the person who's shit he's jacking in each little scene

[mxchara@cyberpunk.lol]

@GossiTheDog yeah uh...I downloaded a copy. this needed to be preserved for posterity. it's so awful and it just seems to go on forever

[janstononmast@universeodon.com]

@GossiTheDog it sucks

[401matthall@mastodon.xyz]

@GossiTheDog

... Whoa.

Like... About half of us have been a nine-year-old boy before but... We... Whew... We learned this type of personal ideation and hero-framing of our own ego is _part_ of our personal development and... Fuck... You outgrow that... Or... Well-adjusted folks do.

What the fuck is it about having billions of dollars that turns off the ability to _see_ other people?

Ego fantasies aren't _weird_. Sharing them as a fifty-five year old adult... That's fuckin' weird.

[tock@corteximplant.com]

@GossiTheDog Easy to defuse the fantasy, thankfully.