My wife just asked me if Github was a tech version of Pornhub and I didn't have an adequate argument that it wasn't

[kianryan@oldbytes.space]

@jonn_blanchard
It explains the noise every time I push a commit.

[brownphotographic@fosstodon.org]

@jonn_blanchard busted

[starkrg@myside-yourside.net]

@jonn_blanchard Yes, except that one of them is owned by one of the most reviled contributors to the rampant enshitification of modern technology and the other is owned by a sweet, small, mom-and-pop, faceless, private equity firm with unspecified motives.

[gwync@mastodon.coffee]

@jonn_blanchard

Github :: Pornhub
Codeberg :: Gutenberg

[avatastic@avatastic.uk]

@jonn_blanchard And now I want to know if Pornhub has a better uptime than Github.

[danmorgan@vmst.io]

@jonn_blanchard @lisamelton That makes LinkedIn the Pornhub for white collar bros.

[stevegis_ssg@mas.to]

@jonn_blanchard

Just depends on what gets you off, I guess.

[palmandneedle@norden.social]

@shred @jonn_blanchard I guarantee you they have multiple models training on that data themselves. Pr0n was into predatory algorithms long before it was cool

[joelvanderwerf@mastodon.social]

@jonn_blanchard actually it is for fans of the Gith

https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Gith_(race)

[davemwilburn@infosec.exchange]

@jonn_blanchard

The big difference is that Pornhub hosts a lot less malware.

[airikr@mst-gts.airikr.me]

@funkatron @jonn_blanchard Porn for the geeks. Tech porn.

[nora@blob.love]

@jonn_blanchard grubhub/github is the one that gets me

[kolya@social.cologne]

@jonn_blanchard it's a lot of pulling and pushing, that's for sure

[diazona@techhub.social]

@avatastic @jonn_blanchard I'd be surprised if it didn't at this point

[josh0@babka.social]

@shred @jonn_blanchard I would be absolutely shocked if there aren’t AIs trained on Pornhub content. And now I’m curious about what sort of things such a model might hallucinate.

[tuban_muzuru@beige.party]

@jonn_blanchard

Porn always gets the cool tech first

[maub@23.social]

@jonn_blanchard no kink shaming.

[snorre@infosec.exchange]

@jonn_blanchard Names are hard to get right. Eg my onlyfans site never really took off even tho it should be a perfect fit for the niche

[furrybeta@shark.community]

@jonn_blanchard I think it’s more like a tech version of OnlyFans. You put yourself out there and hope other like what you do and send you some coin

[drewtowler@mas.to]

@jonn_blanchard "What's Pornhub darling?" is the only safe answer here.