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  • dan@discuss.systemsD dan@discuss.systems

    @irene @catsalad Pixel is the smallest cat but somehow she contains the largest meows

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    #37

    @dan @irene @catsalad Are you sure this cat is not actually insane? I love cats and recognize that their brains are the size of a walnut, so there’s a fine line between normality and insanity at the best of times, but this cat really looks as if someone has performed a magic trick involving making a bag of crunchy treats four times its size. Truly, this expression is in reaction to the deity Bast revealing itself before the cat.

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    • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

      CatSalad still can't be sold.

      29 September: If you're in the Fediverse, please read before time runs out.

      You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.

      After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.

      Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who meow do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.

      Cat, Founder of CatSalad

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      #38

      @catsalad@infosec.exchange Meow

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      • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

        CatSalad still can't be sold.

        29 September: If you're in the Fediverse, please read before time runs out.

        You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.

        After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.

        Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who meow do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.

        Cat, Founder of CatSalad

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        #39

        @catsalad miau miau miau miau mi

        (I hope I used the proper exchange rate between miaus and meows)

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        • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

          CatSalad still can't be sold.

          29 September: If you're in the Fediverse, please read before time runs out.

          You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.

          After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.

          Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who meow do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.

          Cat, Founder of CatSalad

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          avincentinspace@furry.engineer
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          #40

          @catsalad weww!

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          • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

            CatSalad still can't be sold.

            29 September: If you're in the Fediverse, please read before time runs out.

            You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.

            After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.

            Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who meow do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.

            Cat, Founder of CatSalad

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            #41

            @catsalad@infosec.exchange Meow! Meow! Meo

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            • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

              CatSalad still can't be sold.

              29 September: If you're in the Fediverse, please read before time runs out.

              You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.

              After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.

              Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who meow do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.

              Cat, Founder of CatSalad

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              #42

              @catsalad@infosec.exchange meow meow meo

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              • dan@discuss.systemsD dan@discuss.systems

                @irene @catsalad Pixel is the smallest cat but somehow she contains the largest meows

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                #43

                @dan I tried to find the volume of One Meow and I think the accepted SI unit is 1 μCat aka 1000 nC which doesn't sound like much but we're talking about a one Pixel cat, which is very small indeed. You were correct in the first instance to consult Cat who is the ultimate expert in these matters. I'm merely catsplaining, which is not a good practice. @irene @catsalad

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                • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                  CatSalad still can't be sold.

                  29 September: If you're in the Fediverse, please read before time runs out.

                  You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.

                  After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.

                  Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who meow do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.

                  Cat, Founder of CatSalad

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                  #44

                  @catsalad Here are them meows

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                  • fritzadalis@infosec.exchangeF fritzadalis@infosec.exchange

                    @dan @irene @catsalad
                    Why does your cat have a jacket with a zipper? Dapper kitty.

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                    #45

                    @FritzAdalis @irene @catsalad Pixel is so dapper that she has a tiny pocketwatch to go with her tuxedo. She uses it to make sure meals are served precisely on time.

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                    • dan@discuss.systemsD dan@discuss.systems

                      @FritzAdalis @irene @catsalad Pixel is so dapper that she has a tiny pocketwatch to go with her tuxedo. She uses it to make sure meals are served precisely on time.

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                      #46

                      @dan @irene @catsalad
                      oh
                      my
                      god

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                      • fritzadalis@infosec.exchangeF fritzadalis@infosec.exchange

                        @dan @irene @catsalad
                        oh
                        my
                        god

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                        #47

                        @FritzAdalis @dan @irene 🧐

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                        • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                          CatSalad still can't be sold.

                          29 September: If you're in the Fediverse, please read before time runs out.

                          You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.

                          After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.

                          Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who meow do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.

                          Cat, Founder of CatSalad

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                          #48

                          @catsalad asked for meows, got this instead. Luna does not like to comply with requests. I will pass meows along as they naturally occur.

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                          • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                            CatSalad still can't be sold.

                            29 September: If you're in the Fediverse, please read before time runs out.

                            You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.

                            After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.

                            Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who meow do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.

                            Cat, Founder of CatSalad

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                            #49

                            @catsalad@infosec.exchange meow, meow, meow ​​​​​​

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                            • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                              @dan @catsalad

                              Pica would like to consider signing her for her record company.

                              (be wary Pica is a tricky with contracts)

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                              #50

                              @futurebird @catsalad here's his debut album cover

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                              • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                CatSalad still can't be sold.

                                29 September: If you're in the Fediverse, please read before time runs out.

                                You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.

                                After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.

                                Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who meow do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.

                                Cat, Founder of CatSalad

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                                #51

                                @catsalad mew?

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                                • dan@discuss.systemsD dan@discuss.systems

                                  @futurebird @catsalad here's his debut album cover

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                                  #52

                                  @dan @futurebird @catsalad
                                  Minion Pro is an excellent cat name.

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                                  • lcamtuf@infosec.exchangeL lcamtuf@infosec.exchange

                                    @catsalad THIS ACCOUNT WILL NEVER BE FOR SALE. Unless someone offers a reasonable price. And really, we're not picky. We can do $50. Please, I need this

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                                    #53

                                    @lcamtuf @catsalad this account will never be ON sale.
                                    You're going to have to pay the full sticker price.

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                                    • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                      CatSalad still can't be sold.

                                      29 September: If you're in the Fediverse, please read before time runs out.

                                      You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.

                                      After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.

                                      Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who meow do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.

                                      Cat, Founder of CatSalad

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                                      #54

                                      @catsalad meow

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                                      • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                        CatSalad still can't be sold.

                                        29 September: If you're in the Fediverse, please read before time runs out.

                                        You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.

                                        After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.

                                        Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who meow do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.

                                        Cat, Founder of CatSalad

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                                        #55

                                        @catsalad meow

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                                        • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                          CatSalad still can't be sold.

                                          29 September: If you're in the Fediverse, please read before time runs out.

                                          You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.

                                          After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.

                                          Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who meow do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.

                                          Cat, Founder of CatSalad

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                                          #56

                                          @catsalad meo

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