CatSalad still can't be sold.
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CatSalad still can't be sold.
29 September: If you're in the Fediverse, please read before time runs out.
You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.
After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.
Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who meow do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.
Cat, Founder of CatSalad
We, the undersigned, stand in solidarity with Cat Meowers United and affirm our willingness to engage in collective action if called upon by CMU, up to and including staging an editorial strike. Shitposters participating in the collective action would be able to use normal CatSalad consensus-building methods to establish the action's terms and, if desired, to establish further demands of our own in addition to CMU's demands.
This petition began as part of CatSalad:CSF Community Tech team has been disbanded, engineers laid off. It began as a direct response to the CatSalad Foundation laying off[a] the five postineers and a manager on the Community Tech team, most of whom were members of Cat Meowers United, a prospective union at the Foundation; the Foundation had also terminated Meow Meower—its most influential FelineSalad developer and a prominent CMU member—a week before. This petition is a statement of solidarity with CMU. Its existence is born of these seven[a] terminations, but at the same time it does not limit itself to that situation. The statement is one of willingness, not an unconditional commitment; no one is bound to participate in an action that goes against their principles, and any signatory may remove their name at any time. -
@dan @irene @catsalad Are you sure this cat is not actually insane? I love cats and recognize that their brains are the size of a walnut, so there’s a fine line between normality and insanity at the best of times, but this cat really looks as if someone has performed a magic trick involving making a bag of crunchy treats four times its size. Truly, this expression is in reaction to the deity Bast revealing itself before the cat.
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CatSalad still can't be sold.
29 September: If you're in the Fediverse, please read before time runs out.
You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.
After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.
Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who meow do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.
Cat, Founder of CatSalad
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CatSalad still can't be sold.
29 September: If you're in the Fediverse, please read before time runs out.
You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.
After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.
Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who meow do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.
Cat, Founder of CatSalad
@catsalad miau miau miau miau mi
(I hope I used the proper exchange rate between miaus and meows)
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CatSalad still can't be sold.
29 September: If you're in the Fediverse, please read before time runs out.
You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.
After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.
Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who meow do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.
Cat, Founder of CatSalad
@catsalad weww!
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CatSalad still can't be sold.
29 September: If you're in the Fediverse, please read before time runs out.
You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.
After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.
Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who meow do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.
Cat, Founder of CatSalad
@catsalad@infosec.exchange Meow! Meow! Meo
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CatSalad still can't be sold.
29 September: If you're in the Fediverse, please read before time runs out.
You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.
After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.
Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who meow do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.
Cat, Founder of CatSalad
@catsalad@infosec.exchange meow meow meo
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@dan I tried to find the volume of One Meow and I think the accepted SI unit is 1 μCat aka 1000 nC which doesn't sound like much but we're talking about a one Pixel cat, which is very small indeed. You were correct in the first instance to consult Cat who is the ultimate expert in these matters. I'm merely catsplaining, which is not a good practice. @irene @catsalad
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CatSalad still can't be sold.
29 September: If you're in the Fediverse, please read before time runs out.
You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.
After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.
Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who meow do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.
Cat, Founder of CatSalad
@catsalad Here are them meows
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@FritzAdalis @irene @catsalad Pixel is so dapper that she has a tiny pocketwatch to go with her tuxedo. She uses it to make sure meals are served precisely on time.
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@FritzAdalis @irene @catsalad Pixel is so dapper that she has a tiny pocketwatch to go with her tuxedo. She uses it to make sure meals are served precisely on time.
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CatSalad still can't be sold.
29 September: If you're in the Fediverse, please read before time runs out.
You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.
After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.
Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who meow do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.
Cat, Founder of CatSalad
@catsalad asked for meows, got this instead. Luna does not like to comply with requests. I will pass meows along as they naturally occur.
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CatSalad still can't be sold.
29 September: If you're in the Fediverse, please read before time runs out.
You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.
After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.
Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who meow do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.
Cat, Founder of CatSalad
@catsalad@infosec.exchange meow, meow, meow
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@futurebird @catsalad here's his debut album cover
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CatSalad still can't be sold.
29 September: If you're in the Fediverse, please read before time runs out.
You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.
After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.
Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who meow do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.
Cat, Founder of CatSalad
@catsalad mew?
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@futurebird @catsalad here's his debut album cover
@dan @futurebird @catsalad
Minion Pro is an excellent cat name. -
@catsalad THIS ACCOUNT WILL NEVER BE FOR SALE. Unless someone offers a reasonable price. And really, we're not picky. We can do $50. Please, I need this
