the rm -rf's will continue until morale improves
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I've always liked how the default demonstration of vulnerability on Windows was is opening calc.exe. isn't there a similar sensible SQL default?
@jztusk There are tons. Calculations or delays that indicate it was processed without doing anything to data.
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@jztusk @womble @paco @neurovagrant
Mission accomplished with the table drop, then?
@jrdepriest @womble @paco @neurovagrant
Well, you *can* then just close the calculator, though you can't deny that it was there.
I was wondering if the was some standard, like you create a table named "tag_youre_it", and insert "boop" in a CHAR(4) field. Reversible, but undeniable.
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@neurovagrant @quinn cool now we get to see how well he handles disaster recovery and business continuity
@Viss @neurovagrant @quinn rizaster decovery and business kindakablooey?
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@jrdepriest @womble @paco @neurovagrant
Well, you *can* then just close the calculator, though you can't deny that it was there.
I was wondering if the was some standard, like you create a table named "tag_youre_it", and insert "boop" in a CHAR(4) field. Reversible, but undeniable.
@jztusk @womble @paco @neurovagrant
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@jztusk @womble @paco @neurovagrant
Mission accomplished with the table drop, then?
@jrdepriest It’s a true story, but I tell it a certain way to get a reaction. It was in a UAT environment, not prod. To be fair, it was a precious UAT environment that hundreds of people count on. It was not quick to rebuild. The client was pissed. But it wasn’t deleting real users from the real web site.
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@jrdepriest @womble @paco @neurovagrant
Well, you *can* then just close the calculator, though you can't deny that it was there.
I was wondering if the was some standard, like you create a table named "tag_youre_it", and insert "boop" in a CHAR(4) field. Reversible, but undeniable.
@jztusk @jrdepriest @paco @neurovagrant CREATE TABLE l33th4x0rs (pwned bool default true); does seem like the least intrusive way to demonstrate the acquisition of significant privileges.
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@jztusk @womble @paco @neurovagrant
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the rm -rf's will continue until morale improves
@neurovagrant I love seeing ai bros bitching about shit us older geeks warned would happen, especially those of us who worked on real AI.
They're using LLMs for shit it's not good at then bitching about the broken shit. I'm just going to keep eating my popcorn.
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@neurovagrant In 2005, we had a rookie security consultant doing a penetration test for our client. To demonstrate that the client's app was vulnerable to SQL injection, he ran
drop table users;via injection.Twenty years of progress means we can make the rookie mistakes faster and with fewer employees.
@paco @neurovagrant Good ol' Little Bobby Tables.
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@neurovagrant I suspect his idea of a dev machine wouldn’t match mine.
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@neurovagrant I love seeing ai bros bitching about shit us older geeks warned would happen, especially those of us who worked on real AI.
They're using LLMs for shit it's not good at then bitching about the broken shit. I'm just going to keep eating my popcorn.
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the rm -rf's will continue until morale improves
@neurovagrant @hypebot all my ops, gone
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the rm -rf's will continue until morale improves
There are things you learn the hard way. "No backup - no merci". Won't trust LLMs farther than I could spit a rat - and so would not let it loose on my system.
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@neurovagrant "Claude decided" you mean the random plausible-word-sequence generator generated a sequence that you stupidly gave permission to delete all ur files, hope that helps have a nice day
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@jztusk @jrdepriest @paco @neurovagrant CREATE TABLE l33th4x0rs (pwned bool default true); does seem like the least intrusive way to demonstrate the acquisition of significant privileges.
@womble @jztusk @jrdepriest @paco @neurovagrant
Hey, go big or go home. Shit-spewing slop machines have no sense of humor or moderation.
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the rm -rf's will continue until morale improves
@neurovagrant wait, they removed the French language packs?!?!?
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the rm -rf's will continue until morale improves
@neurovagrant been thinking about aliasing rm -rf as “finish-him”
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@neurovagrant @petrillic *LLMorale
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@neurovagrant @petrillic forgot to say “pretty please with sugar on top don’t delete my files.”
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