we need to get 1k mastodon users to log in

[gossithedog@cyberplace.social]

we need to get 1k mastodon users to log in

[holsta@mastodon.art]

@GossiTheDog Or we need 664334 users to log out.

[logaldeveloper@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog Alternatively, 2k more, then it’s 67 haha.

…

I’ll show myself out.

[david_chisnall@infosec.exchange]

@logaldeveloper @GossiTheDog

1K more users, 1K fewer servers, and you can both be happy.

[trainguyrom@techhub.social]

@GossiTheDog holy cow I didn't realize Mastodon was so big! Since when do we have over half a million people on this network?!

[ck0@tech.lgbt]

@GossiTheDog It looks like a job for @catsalad

[ralph@hear-me.social]

@GossiTheDog

#alttext

mastodon.
Network health.
Monthly Active Users
665K
Servers Up
7.7K
Data collected by crawling all accessible Mastodon servers on Aug 18, 2026.

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@ck0 @GossiTheDog Time to fire up the cat array!

[gossithedog@cyberplace.social]

i love you

[andyprice@mastodon.social]

@GossiTheDog

[yetzt@social.yetzt.me]

@GossiTheDog i wasn't hard to shut off 100 servers tbh.

[minibill@mastodon.uno]

@GossiTheDog ~~ok, now we just need to turn 700 servers off while keeping the user count~~

[algebraicterror@witter.cz]

@GossiTheDog hail satan

[guitarfosec@cyberplace.social]

@GossiTheDog Welcome to Costco.

[epicenevivant@mas.to]

@GossiTheDog

[heliograph@mastodon.au]

@GossiTheDog #LovesFedi