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  • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

    So I asked AI and...
    So I asked my cat and...

    vt52@ioc.exchangeV This user is from outside of this forum
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    #29

    @catsalad and if you insist on hallucinations, they're optional! just apply catnip.

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    • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

      So I asked AI and...
      So I asked my cat and...

      tazpoltorak@fosstodon.orgT This user is from outside of this forum
      tazpoltorak@fosstodon.orgT This user is from outside of this forum
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      #30

      @catsalad An LMM (Large Meowing Model) would halucinate by tracking invisible things, complaining that a 90%-full bowl is empty or bite you in the middle of a belly rub. Wait a minute ...

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      • dpnash@c.imD dpnash@c.im

        @benteg @catsalad "Rubber duck" sessions with a cat are much better than with any flavor of "AI".

        Me: "Argh. I'm having trouble frobulizing the mibbler object in this Python module. It keeps running out of glunks before the frobulizer is done."
        Cat: meow
        Me: "So...what do you think about bobulizing it first? That might clear some of the glunks out of the skrebble cache. A full cache can slow things down a lot."
        Cat: meow
        Me (stops to pet cat, which helps clear my brain a bit)
        Cat: meow
        Me: "Thinking about it some more ... yeah, I'll want to bobulize things first. The latest release of AWS Frogspawn Ciabatti Cloud definitely uses glunks less efficiently than AWS Blobcat TreeTrunk did."
        Cat: meow
        Me: "Now that I've cleared up the slow step, I should be able to frobulize the mibbler now. Thanks!"
        Cat: meow
        Me: "Love you too."

        mkroehnert@social.tchncs.deM This user is from outside of this forum
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        #31

        @dpnash
        @catsalad
        Reminds me of this masterpiece (in case you need a silent version)
        https://www.peppercarrot.com/extras/html/2026_Rubber-Ducking-Avian-Intelligence/

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        • flipper@mastodonapp.ukF flipper@mastodonapp.uk

          @catsalad no drake.

          ppxl@social.tchncs.deP This user is from outside of this forum
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          #32

          @flipper @catsalad

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          • dpnash@c.imD dpnash@c.im

            @mrgrumpymonkey @benteg @catsalad Spending all day trying to get AWS Ridiculously Named Cloud Thing to do what you need it to do is enough to get anyone speaking gibberish.

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            #33

            @dpnash @mrgrumpymonkey @benteg @catsalad
            Wait, that shit was all real? I thought you were just riffing ridiculous names for comedic effect.

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            • ppxl@social.tchncs.deP ppxl@social.tchncs.de

              @flipper @catsalad

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              #34

              @ppxl @catsalad well, if we're getting silly,

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              • flipper@mastodonapp.ukF flipper@mastodonapp.uk

                @ppxl @catsalad well, if we're getting silly,

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                #35

                @flipper @catsalad I also feel there must me a better disagreement matter image in the first place, but rn i am rather limited

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                • thegreatllama@kolektiva.socialT thegreatllama@kolektiva.social

                  @dpnash @mrgrumpymonkey @benteg @catsalad
                  Wait, that shit was all real? I thought you were just riffing ridiculous names for comedic effect.

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                  #36

                  @TheGreatLlama @mrgrumpymonkey @benteg @catsalad Sadly, no, not real. It is, however, exactly where my brain goes after I’ve spent too much time dealing with the real AWS services.

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                  • dpnash@c.imD dpnash@c.im

                    @TheGreatLlama @mrgrumpymonkey @benteg @catsalad Sadly, no, not real. It is, however, exactly where my brain goes after I’ve spent too much time dealing with the real AWS services.

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                    #37

                    @dpnash @mrgrumpymonkey @benteg @catsalad
                    Not being in tech, that's practically how it all sounds to me anyway. Then again, I guess my industry has its own terminology, but it's mostly extremely impolite.

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                    • dpnash@c.imD dpnash@c.im

                      @benteg @catsalad "Rubber duck" sessions with a cat are much better than with any flavor of "AI".

                      Me: "Argh. I'm having trouble frobulizing the mibbler object in this Python module. It keeps running out of glunks before the frobulizer is done."
                      Cat: meow
                      Me: "So...what do you think about bobulizing it first? That might clear some of the glunks out of the skrebble cache. A full cache can slow things down a lot."
                      Cat: meow
                      Me (stops to pet cat, which helps clear my brain a bit)
                      Cat: meow
                      Me: "Thinking about it some more ... yeah, I'll want to bobulize things first. The latest release of AWS Frogspawn Ciabatti Cloud definitely uses glunks less efficiently than AWS Blobcat TreeTrunk did."
                      Cat: meow
                      Me: "Now that I've cleared up the slow step, I should be able to frobulize the mibbler now. Thanks!"
                      Cat: meow
                      Me: "Love you too."

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                      #38

                      @dpnash @benteg @catsalad

                      The difference between a rubber duck and an LLM is that a rubber duck knows to shut up when it can’t say anything useful.

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                      • david_chisnall@infosec.exchangeD david_chisnall@infosec.exchange

                        @dpnash @benteg @catsalad

                        The difference between a rubber duck and an LLM is that a rubber duck knows to shut up when it can’t say anything useful.

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                        #39

                        @david_chisnall @dpnash @benteg @catsalad

                        ... except in the presence of a dog 🙂

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                        • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                          So I asked AI and...
                          So I asked my cat and...

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                          #40

                          @catsalad
                          Both are completely transactional, but the cat at least chooses its transactions.

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