I'm literally unscrewing lightbulbs to renew their DHCP lease

[markotway@mastodonapp.uk]

@michielw
Ethernet light bulbs? Over POE? Like your style.
@db

[ralph@fedi.mayer.rocks]

@db leaving the water was a mistake, indeed

[lunareclipse@snug.moe]

@db avoiding reboots of my Ikea KAJPLATS lightbulbs to stop them from trying to pair to anything via Matter over Thread when they are already paired via ZigBee. Fuck the CSA for pushing the Thread standard as The New Great Thing.

[sebastiansolidwork@mastodon.social]

@ralph @db Being on land and not going into a volcano sounds reasonable to me.

[catboycody@tech.lgbt]

@db I work in tech... Only smart-home things I own are the three radiator thermostats... Those are almost 12 years old and not capable to connect to the internet... And still I have trust issues...

[nuintari@mastodon.bsd.cafe]

@db Zwave/Zigbee all the way.

[k@layer8.space]

@bascule @db what

[ozzelot@mstdn.social]

@db
And thunk goes the main contactor!

[bouriquet@mastodon.social]

@db Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla are both rolling on their grave floor right now in laughter.

[finity@infosec.exchange]

@db mains breaker off -> on?

[peteriskrisjanis@toot.lv]

@db 15 years ago I was like "smart home sounds cool but all of it will be pricey because system needs to be robust".
5 years ago I was like "so they just did not bother at all".

[johanwestling@mastodon.social]

@db Feel ya! Having Plejd for controlling light switches etc. Bought new lights with "smart" features and the light is great... But, when the internal battery of the lights runs out (aka you have the switch turned off for to long)... Next time you turn the lights on they go in to pairing mode (flashing until pairing is done) 🫪 #fml

[rmq@toot.io]

@markotway USB-C powered lightbulbs.

@michielw @db

[w4tsn@darmstadt.social]

@db oh dang, the light switch signal is lost again in an mqtt QoS1 queue as the home assistant mqtt client disconnected due to an invalid certificate since the acme client can't authenticate against the DNS server, bummer

[tsukkitsune@is.nota.live]

@db

SMASH THEM

THEN PUT THE SMASHED BITS IN A CRUCIBLE AND MELT THEM

NO MORE

THE MACHINE WORKS FOR MAN OR IT IS DESTROYED

[modernmaslow@techhub.social]

@db Have you assigned ip's on your router?

[w_b@mastodon.world]

@heals @db @jenny753

Just flip the main breaker and reboot the whole house.

[archaide@bonn.social]

@db why WLAN? Besides the general fault, that is a constant hustle. I am with #zigbee in this regard.

[gimulnautti@mastodon.green]

@db i like dumb appliances

[kitkat_blue@mastodon.social]

@db

Smart homes are a gimmick.