I'm literally unscrewing lightbulbs to renew their DHCP lease

[nuintari@mastodon.bsd.cafe]

@db Zwave/Zigbee all the way.

[k@layer8.space]

@bascule @db what

[ozzelot@mstdn.social]

@db
And thunk goes the main contactor!

[bouriquet@mastodon.social]

@db Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla are both rolling on their grave floor right now in laughter.

[finity@infosec.exchange]

@db mains breaker off -> on?

[peteriskrisjanis@toot.lv]

@db 15 years ago I was like "smart home sounds cool but all of it will be pricey because system needs to be robust".
5 years ago I was like "so they just did not bother at all".

[johanwestling@mastodon.social]

@db Feel ya! Having Plejd for controlling light switches etc. Bought new lights with "smart" features and the light is great... But, when the internal battery of the lights runs out (aka you have the switch turned off for to long)... Next time you turn the lights on they go in to pairing mode (flashing until pairing is done) 🫪 #fml

[rmq@toot.io]

@markotway USB-C powered lightbulbs.

@michielw @db

[w4tsn@darmstadt.social]

@db oh dang, the light switch signal is lost again in an mqtt QoS1 queue as the home assistant mqtt client disconnected due to an invalid certificate since the acme client can't authenticate against the DNS server, bummer

[tsukkitsune@is.nota.live]

@db

SMASH THEM

THEN PUT THE SMASHED BITS IN A CRUCIBLE AND MELT THEM

NO MORE

THE MACHINE WORKS FOR MAN OR IT IS DESTROYED

[modernmaslow@techhub.social]

@db Have you assigned ip's on your router?

[w_b@mastodon.world]

@heals @db @jenny753

Just flip the main breaker and reboot the whole house.

[archaide@bonn.social]

@db why WLAN? Besides the general fault, that is a constant hustle. I am with #zigbee in this regard.

[gimulnautti@mastodon.green]

@db i like dumb appliances

[kitkat_blue@mastodon.social]

@db

Smart homes are a gimmick.

[ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org]

@db LOLOLOLOL

[d_rift@beige.party]

@tom @db 'induce seizure to connect' seems unwise

[arlodottxt@fosstodon.org]

@w_b @heals @db @jenny753 lol turn the house off and on again

[sanityinc@hachyderm.io]

@josh0 @db how many network engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[crimperman@hachyderm.io]

@db I have a combination fan and light. Sometimes I have to reset the power for it because just one of those two needs a DHCP renewal...and it's rarely the same one twice. Fortunately it still uses the old switch rather than a relay.

Most of the time I just use the remote that came with it.