There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

[chertridge@beige.party]

@petergleick Not sure they were referring to the bird. Probably the other being with a waddling hair and tiny brain.

[mimblewimble@mastodon.social]

@petergleick Maybe he's planning to bring back the Great Auk from extinction. Would probably need scientists to do that though.

[adamantichrist@mastodon.social]

@petergleick the penguins on Heard Island couldn't pay the tarrifs so they are being relocated to Greenland to work in the anchovy mines.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cly8xlj0485o

[kirsty@theblower.au]

@petergleick

Oh geez, he’s invading Antarctica.

[tsturm@famichiki.jp]

@petergleick I'll let it pass if this is a promise that the two will disappear over the mountain range never to be seen again.

[xs4me2@mastodon.social]

@petergleick

Where is Batman when you need him?

[the5thcolumnist@mstdn.ca]

@petergleick

No but Trump wants to be Emperor of Greenland.

[pascaline@mastodon.nl]

@petergleick

And same size foot steps, matching his small thingie.

[copiesofcopies@social.coop]

@petergleick What he means is that 2026 is the Year of Linux on the Desktop

[noplasticshower@infosec.exchange]

@petergleick Republicans are idiots

[blustoftimes@mastodon.scot]

@petergleick maybe they mean Trump is like The Penguin from Batman which I can see the resemblance.

[tooden@aus.social]

@pascaline Minuscule Doodle. @petergleick

[ju@gts.nugole.it]

@GustavinoBevilacqua
You know...
I think we keep underestimating the absolute madness driving that man.
That's not Greenland.
That's Antarctica.
I think he's telling us he wants all of America from the North Pole to the South Pole.

@petergleick

[davidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.social]

@petergleick

Do not embrace the penguin, Donald.

The penguin said, "No".

[grumble209@kolektiva.social]

@petergleick Trump - and his half-ass meme staff - can't tell Greenland from Iceland; or, in this case, Antarctica.

[thenovemberman@bookstodon.com]

@petergleick Truth #TFG

[thenovemberman@bookstodon.com]

@cookiesinheaven @petergleick

[martin_ueding@bonn.social]

@petergleick
There is no Matterhorn (from the Alps) in Canada either. Still he posted an image with these things.

https://www.alpin.de/home/news/61905/artikel_trump_versetzt_matterhorn_nach_kanada.html

[martin_ueding@bonn.social]

@grumble209 @petergleick
Greenland is "a piece of ice", hence it is Iceland.

But once he renames it to "blue red and green land", it will be officially US. Or french. Or dutch. Or russian.

Did he mess up Austria and Australia yet?

[grumble209@kolektiva.social]

@martin_ueding @petergleick He told a roomful of people in Switzerland that they'd all be speaking German if it wasn't for America.

Trump is a bizarre mix of intensely evil and intensely stupid.