There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

[shammusomuffihan@mastodon.social]

I never knew he had feet the same size as a penguin.

@petergleick

[janisf@mstdn.social]

@petergleick Seldom is this s* that meaninglessly stupid. this is the whole WH staff.

My wild guess is this is the first test to indicate intent to "own" Antarctica, given Greenland is d* near the north pole. it sure as hell isn't a reference to the resistance penguin of a bout a year ago... unless it's a too-subtle hint to load up with a Linux distro now before the enshitification actually hits a tipping point.

OMG, I hate this so much.

[ulrich_the_elder@thecanadian.social]

@petergleick I fully support deporting trump to Antarctica.

[chertridge@beige.party]

@petergleick Not sure they were referring to the bird. Probably the other being with a waddling hair and tiny brain.

[mimblewimble@mastodon.social]

@petergleick Maybe he's planning to bring back the Great Auk from extinction. Would probably need scientists to do that though.

[adamantichrist@mastodon.social]

@petergleick the penguins on Heard Island couldn't pay the tarrifs so they are being relocated to Greenland to work in the anchovy mines.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cly8xlj0485o

[kirsty@theblower.au]

@petergleick

Oh geez, he’s invading Antarctica.

[tsturm@famichiki.jp]

@petergleick I'll let it pass if this is a promise that the two will disappear over the mountain range never to be seen again.

[xs4me2@mastodon.social]

@petergleick

Where is Batman when you need him?

[the5thcolumnist@mstdn.ca]

@petergleick

No but Trump wants to be Emperor of Greenland.

[pascaline@mastodon.nl]

@petergleick

And same size foot steps, matching his small thingie.

[copiesofcopies@social.coop]

@petergleick What he means is that 2026 is the Year of Linux on the Desktop

[noplasticshower@infosec.exchange]

@petergleick Republicans are idiots

[blustoftimes@mastodon.scot]

@petergleick maybe they mean Trump is like The Penguin from Batman which I can see the resemblance.

[tooden@aus.social]

@pascaline Minuscule Doodle. @petergleick

[ju@gts.nugole.it]

@GustavinoBevilacqua
You know...
I think we keep underestimating the absolute madness driving that man.
That's not Greenland.
That's Antarctica.
I think he's telling us he wants all of America from the North Pole to the South Pole.

@petergleick

[davidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.social]

@petergleick

Do not embrace the penguin, Donald.

The penguin said, "No".

[grumble209@kolektiva.social]

@petergleick Trump - and his half-ass meme staff - can't tell Greenland from Iceland; or, in this case, Antarctica.

[thenovemberman@bookstodon.com]

@petergleick Truth #TFG

[thenovemberman@bookstodon.com]

@cookiesinheaven @petergleick