When I tell girls I'm in a band: sexy.

[sodslawyer@mstdn.social]

@fesshole Wait til you tell them which Council Tax Band you're in.

[johnefrancis@cosocial.ca]

@fesshole Trombone player? quite a bit sexy. French horn player - catastrophically less sexy.

[kc@social.coop]

@fesshole tell them you’re the epic sax guy and you’ll be fine

[mabande@mastodon.social]

@fesshole From sex, drugs & rock'n'roll to annoying toots & polished shoes in an instant.

[nichni@mastodonapp.uk]

@michaelgemar @fesshole the Sousaphone?

[davidnielsen@mastodon.social]

@fesshole silence, Brass Against is awesome.

[inchulk@mastodon.green]

@fesshole
Nice One !!! I play tuba, and have been told the lips of brass band players are better for kissing - but my sell-by date has long gone...
PS: I do live in an isolated house, so nobody is disturbed if I feel like having a toot.

[eetschrijver@mastodon.social]

@kc @fesshole A sax is a woodwind, not brass.

[tempusfelix@wehavecookies.social]

@fesshole

If only they knew about your tongueing technique and breath control.

[cppguy@infosec.space]

@fesshole

Meute has entered the chat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeqCPGujnsE

[slangc5326@mastodon.social]

@kc @fesshole

Wood. Wind.🥵

Lost. Boys.

🧛 ️ 🩸

Lol, Tom Capello, people. ️

[kc@social.coop]

Close enough, we’re in a post truth society anyways

[artemis201@mstdn.social]

@fesshole @celesteh
For you

[celesteh@hachyderm.io]

@Artemis201 @fesshole

This is not my experience as a tubist, but maybe the fessor plays trumpet or something.

[mansr@society.oftrolls.com]

@kc @fesshole Not brass though. Yes, music nomenclature is non-intuitive.

[elleaster@ohai.social]

@celesteh @Artemis201 @fesshole Effing trumpets.

[justinmac84@mastodon.social]

@fesshole that's a shame.

[artemis201@mstdn.social]

@celesteh @fesshole wait, this was not your experience. So you said tuba and they got even more interested?

[spiegelmama@infosec.exchange]

@Elleaster @celesteh @Artemis201 @fesshole I always stuck to my own kind - low brass - but then I started playing trumpet. Now I find myself looking respectfully at people like Jon Lampley. https://shoutoutla.com/meet-jon-lampley-musician/

[sudocat@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@fesshole brass band is infinitely sexier.