When your company's lawyers advise you not to look at patents, this is why
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When your company's lawyers advise you not to look at patents, this is why
@lcamtuf Five Nights at USPTO's Dark Basement. It's full of whatever that is.
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@azonenberg @lcamtuf It has the longest patent title I've seen so far, kudos to the inventors, "DEGHIONNO NANCY BROTHERS"
"Lightweight, hollow, reusable, food-dispensing treat toy and combination of food-dispensing treat toy with an enclosing container designed for intellectual stimulation, enrichment and amusement of animals, and reduction of boredom or separation anxiety that may lead to destructive or undesirable behavior in puppies and/or other animals. "
@funkylab thank you! I wanted to look it up but I didn't feel like getting out of bed!
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When your company's lawyers advise you not to look at patents, this is why
@lcamtuf Took me too long to realise it is a tongue pressing a button and not a bong.
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@azonenberg @lcamtuf It has the longest patent title I've seen so far, kudos to the inventors, "DEGHIONNO NANCY BROTHERS"
"Lightweight, hollow, reusable, food-dispensing treat toy and combination of food-dispensing treat toy with an enclosing container designed for intellectual stimulation, enrichment and amusement of animals, and reduction of boredom or separation anxiety that may lead to destructive or undesirable behavior in puppies and/or other animals. "
@funkylab @azonenberg @lcamtuf
That’s supposed to be a PUPPY? Looks like a nightmare bear. -
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That’s supposed to be a PUPPY? Looks like a nightmare bear.@silvermoon82 @funkylab @lcamtuf yeah it definitely was more bear than dog in my head lol
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When your company's lawyers advise you not to look at patents, this is why
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When your company's lawyers advise you not to look at patents, this is why
@lcamtuf what, and I can not emphasize this enough, the fuck is that
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@silvermoon82 @funkylab @lcamtuf yeah it definitely was more bear than dog in my head lol
@azonenberg @silvermoon82 @funkylab @lcamtuf the bear is NOT VALUED
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@silvermoon82 @funkylab @lcamtuf yeah it definitely was more bear than dog in my head lol
@azonenberg @silvermoon82 @lcamtuf seriously, why do I give or full patent titles if nobody then goes and reads the patent's description of figures. Figure 8 shows a bear. Not a puppy. Not clear why anyone would claim it's a puppy, the patent title explicitly mentions pets and animals (thus, non-pet animals) separately.
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@azonenberg @silvermoon82 @lcamtuf seriously, why do I give or full patent titles if nobody then goes and reads the patent's description of figures. Figure 8 shows a bear. Not a puppy. Not clear why anyone would claim it's a puppy, the patent title explicitly mentions pets and animals (thus, non-pet animals) separately.
@funkylab @silvermoon82 @lcamtuf "as opposed to the rapid destruction that could ensue were a 2,000 pound Grizzly bear to remove a plastic treat toy designed for a toy poodle"
That is... not something I ever expected to read in a patent
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@funkylab @silvermoon82 @lcamtuf "as opposed to the rapid destruction that could ensue were a 2,000 pound Grizzly bear to remove a plastic treat toy designed for a toy poodle"
That is... not something I ever expected to read in a patent
@funkylab @silvermoon82 @lcamtuf but on the google patents page i am not seeing an obvious list of captions for the figures? maybe my adblock rules are messing with the page or something?
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@funkylab @silvermoon82 @lcamtuf "as opposed to the rapid destruction that could ensue were a 2,000 pound Grizzly bear to remove a plastic treat toy designed for a toy poodle"
That is... not something I ever expected to read in a patent
@azonenberg @silvermoon82 @lcamtuf especially since grizzly bears heavier than 350 kg are yet to be discovered…
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@funkylab @silvermoon82 @lcamtuf but on the google patents page i am not seeing an obvious list of captions for the figures? maybe my adblock rules are messing with the page or something?
@azonenberg @silvermoon82 @lcamtuf https://patentimages.storage.googleapis.com/81/26/fb/0761cfef0ec8c6/US7832362.pdf
Section "10 Brief description of the figures " -
@lcamtuf Took me too long to realise it is a tongue pressing a button and not a bong.
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When your company's lawyers advise you not to look at patents, this is why
@lcamtuf this image will look a nice on a slide about patents. Thank you!
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When your company's lawyers advise you not to look at patents, this is why
@lcamtuf have you read the actual patent? Its a humorous mask for a kid to take their nebulizer through. Hahaha
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When your company's lawyers advise you not to look at patents, this is why
Bear-pig-bong.
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@lcamtuf its prob worse now with AI generating patent applications. (which I assume is happening.)
@synlogic4242 @lcamtuf "Generate a patent application for something that will make me a billionaire. Make no mistakes."
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