When your company's lawyers advise you not to look at patents, this is why
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@silvermoon82 @funkylab @lcamtuf yeah it definitely was more bear than dog in my head lol
@azonenberg @silvermoon82 @lcamtuf seriously, why do I give or full patent titles if nobody then goes and reads the patent's description of figures. Figure 8 shows a bear. Not a puppy. Not clear why anyone would claim it's a puppy, the patent title explicitly mentions pets and animals (thus, non-pet animals) separately.
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@azonenberg @silvermoon82 @lcamtuf seriously, why do I give or full patent titles if nobody then goes and reads the patent's description of figures. Figure 8 shows a bear. Not a puppy. Not clear why anyone would claim it's a puppy, the patent title explicitly mentions pets and animals (thus, non-pet animals) separately.
@funkylab @silvermoon82 @lcamtuf "as opposed to the rapid destruction that could ensue were a 2,000 pound Grizzly bear to remove a plastic treat toy designed for a toy poodle"
That is... not something I ever expected to read in a patent
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@funkylab @silvermoon82 @lcamtuf "as opposed to the rapid destruction that could ensue were a 2,000 pound Grizzly bear to remove a plastic treat toy designed for a toy poodle"
That is... not something I ever expected to read in a patent
@funkylab @silvermoon82 @lcamtuf but on the google patents page i am not seeing an obvious list of captions for the figures? maybe my adblock rules are messing with the page or something?
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@funkylab @silvermoon82 @lcamtuf "as opposed to the rapid destruction that could ensue were a 2,000 pound Grizzly bear to remove a plastic treat toy designed for a toy poodle"
That is... not something I ever expected to read in a patent
@azonenberg @silvermoon82 @lcamtuf especially since grizzly bears heavier than 350 kg are yet to be discovered…
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@funkylab @silvermoon82 @lcamtuf but on the google patents page i am not seeing an obvious list of captions for the figures? maybe my adblock rules are messing with the page or something?
@azonenberg @silvermoon82 @lcamtuf https://patentimages.storage.googleapis.com/81/26/fb/0761cfef0ec8c6/US7832362.pdf
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@lcamtuf Took me too long to realise it is a tongue pressing a button and not a bong.
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When your company's lawyers advise you not to look at patents, this is why
@lcamtuf this image will look a nice on a slide about patents. Thank you!
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When your company's lawyers advise you not to look at patents, this is why
@lcamtuf have you read the actual patent? Its a humorous mask for a kid to take their nebulizer through. Hahaha
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When your company's lawyers advise you not to look at patents, this is why
Bear-pig-bong.
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@lcamtuf its prob worse now with AI generating patent applications. (which I assume is happening.)
@synlogic4242 @lcamtuf "Generate a patent application for something that will make me a billionaire. Make no mistakes."
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