I’m now taking nominations for what my wife should write on my ass before my colonoscopy.

[drmaddkap@meow.social]

I’m now taking nominations for what my wife should write on my ass before my colonoscopy.

[frang@meow.social]

@drmaddkap "Rectum?! Damn near KILLED 'em!"

[spycrab@kolektiva.social]

@drmaddkap first 2 are really good

[ytetic@4bear.com]

@drmaddkap in the event of an emergency the nearest exit may be behind you

[eviljackcarver@meow.social]

@drmaddkap I'm partial to "warning, backblast danger zone" myself

(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backblast_area)

[alicatad@thicc.horse]

@drmaddkap “this is not a place of honour” ️

[just_one_bear@mastodon.social]

@drmaddkap Maybe like the stickers: "Q.C. PASS #2"

[glynwolf@tiggi.es]

@drmaddkap « This article is made of 100% new materials. »

[glynwolf@tiggi.es]

@drmaddkap « Try me, I’m new! »

[themnwolf@furry.engineer]

@drmaddkap hardhat required past this point

[tuftyindigo@meow.social]

@drmaddkap This side towards enemy

[sarah@sosial.link]

@drmaddkap@meow.social

Other (put in comments)

they'll spend hours debating what it means.

[drmaddkap@meow.social]

@glynwolf VIP Entrance

[drmaddkap@meow.social]

@sarah Very meta, I like.

[drmaddkap@meow.social]

“This end up”
“Press buzzer for service”

[drmaddkap@meow.social]

Warning: machinery may start unexpectedly

[drmaddkap@meow.social]

If you gaze into the abyss long enough

[drmaddkap@meow.social]

Speak into other end

[jwcph@helvede.net]

@drmaddkap Pull other end.