What's your biggest turn-on when it comes to dating profile pictures?
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@alice or doing dick lips with its duck out?
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@pencilears @alice Well clearly you never met *this* guy (satire): https://archive.is/2e9sf (archive/unpaywall of https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/i-am-a-tinder-guy-holding-a-fish-and-i-will-provide-for-you)
@shadow53 omfg I laughed so hard at those! I would swipe right on any of those profiles
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@pencilears @sarae @alice dating a tall woman would be amaaazing, imho. That's all I'm going to say about it.
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American beer is just something that you rent. Not a real beer.
@Didthat1957 @pencilears Arrogant Bastard beer is still a beer you rent, but it lets you know it's a real tenant.
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@pencilears @alice Well clearly you never met *this* guy (satire): https://archive.is/2e9sf (archive/unpaywall of https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/i-am-a-tinder-guy-holding-a-fish-and-i-will-provide-for-you)
@shadow53 @pencilears @alice "I will sustain you with my love and with my fish" lol this is poetry
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What's your biggest turn-on when it comes to dating profile pictures?
Wrong answers only.
@alice Old guy, here. I want to hike the easier trails of Cinque Terre - bucket list item - but I need a girlfriend who can "fireman's carry" me if I fall out.
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@alice Old guy, here. I want to hike the easier trails of Cinque Terre - bucket list item - but I need a girlfriend who can "fireman's carry" me if I fall out.
@alice I forgot to mention that I'm one of the 8 percent who voted for 'epic locations'. But epic locations is what? Selfie while visiting the Pantheon or selfie from the peak of Everest?
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@pencilears @alice Well clearly you never met *this* guy (satire): https://archive.is/2e9sf (archive/unpaywall of https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/i-am-a-tinder-guy-holding-a-fish-and-i-will-provide-for-you)
Now imagine that pic with Donald's face...
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Huh, that had never occurred to me but I guess it kind of makes sense? I always assumed it was because being outdoorsy or adventurous is hip, especially in my two dating geographies (Northern California and southern Arizona).
Ugh. Why are people. I'm starting to see the appeal of robots
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What's your biggest turn-on when it comes to dating profile pictures?
Wrong answers only.
So far, the scientifically sexiest dating profile photo is an AI-generated dog or cat, holding a firearm, lying on a pile of cash, with its dick out.
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What's your biggest turn-on when it comes to dating profile pictures?
Wrong answers only.
@alice when a friend was on [app name] last year they shared some highlights with the rest of the group and I think the best one was "me next to my favorite ancient roman ruins" in the most "I think about the roman empire daily" way possible. In their business bro shirtsleeves.
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So far, the scientifically sexiest dating profile photo is an AI-generated dog or cat, holding a firearm, lying on a pile of cash, with its dick out.
@alice What a catch!
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So far, the scientifically sexiest dating profile photo is an AI-generated dog or cat, holding a firearm, lying on a pile of cash, with its dick out.
@alice you know there’s a dude that wants that as a tattoo
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@alice I forgot to mention that I'm one of the 8 percent who voted for 'epic locations'. But epic locations is what? Selfie while visiting the Pantheon or selfie from the peak of Everest?
@LovingFalloutLondon1954 usually posing on a mountain, or standing in front of a whitewater river, but also anywhere someone has been once and took a bunch of photos so they could imply they do extraordinary things regularly.
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So far, the scientifically sexiest dating profile photo is an AI-generated dog or cat, holding a firearm, lying on a pile of cash, with its dick out.
@alice no ducks with guns.
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@LovingFalloutLondon1954 usually posing on a mountain, or standing in front of a whitewater river, but also anywhere someone has been once and took a bunch of photos so they could imply they do extraordinary things regularly.
@alice I knew the core of your post was sarcastic but I went off on a tangent of my very own.
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American beer is just something that you rent. Not a real beer.
@Didthat1957 I've had enough homebrew small batch artisanal IPA's to last me a lifetime.
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Huh, that had never occurred to me but I guess it kind of makes sense? I always assumed it was because being outdoorsy or adventurous is hip, especially in my two dating geographies (Northern California and southern Arizona).
Ugh. Why are people. I'm starting to see the appeal of robots
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@LovingFalloutLondon1954 usually posing on a mountain, or standing in front of a whitewater river, but also anywhere someone has been once and took a bunch of photos so they could imply they do extraordinary things regularly.
@alice @LovingFalloutLondon1954 Decommissioned missile silo. So hot.
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@alice I tried, for years, to talk to the "guys holding fish" about if they would take me fishing as a date and it was always: "oh that was one time on my buddy's boat" or "oh, that was from a trip" or "we were on a charter boat"
They NEVER actually FISH!!!!
@pencilears @alice Fill disclosure: it didn’t even occur to me that the answer implied that person was holding a fish that they caught! I was picturing a person holding a random large dead fish from the market!
