What's your biggest turn-on when it comes to dating profile pictures?

[sarae@ecoevo.social]

@ohmu @clew @pencilears @alice I mean when someone's like, would you like to fish the north fork of the Flathead, if you've got any sense you try to learn a new skill

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@jankhambrams that would be amazing.

I want to see it contain at least the top 5 options, in roughly the proportions voted for.

[ohmu@social.seattle.wa.us]

@sarae @clew @pencilears

That's .. very true. I'm jealous. Nice!

[didthat1957@mastodon.social]

@pencilears

American beer is just something that you rent. Not a real beer.

[koalou@lgbtqia.space]

@eruonna
We could give it a duck dick to go with the duck lips

@alice

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@shadow53 omfg I laughed so hard at those! I would swipe right on any of those profiles

@pencilears

[catdad@ohai.social]

@pencilears @sarae @alice dating a tall woman would be amaaazing, imho. That's all I'm going to say about it.

[catdad@ohai.social]

@Didthat1957 @pencilears Arrogant Bastard beer is still a beer you rent, but it lets you know it's a real tenant.

[goopadrew@infosec.exchange]

@shadow53 @pencilears @alice "I will sustain you with my love and with my fish" lol this is poetry

[lovingfalloutlondon1954@mastodon.social]

@alice Old guy, here. I want to hike the easier trails of Cinque Terre - bucket list item - but I need a girlfriend who can "fireman's carry" me if I fall out.

[lovingfalloutlondon1954@mastodon.social]

@alice I forgot to mention that I'm one of the 8 percent who voted for 'epic locations'. But epic locations is what? Selfie while visiting the Pantheon or selfie from the peak of Everest?

[didthat1957@mastodon.social]

@shadow53 @pencilears @alice

Now imagine that pic with Donald's face...

[mikal@sfba.social]

@pencilears @alice

Huh, that had never occurred to me but I guess it kind of makes sense? I always assumed it was because being outdoorsy or adventurous is hip, especially in my two dating geographies (Northern California and southern Arizona).

Ugh. Why are people. I'm starting to see the appeal of robots

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

So far, the scientifically sexiest dating profile photo is an AI-generated dog or cat, holding a firearm, lying on a pile of cash, with its dick out.

[lisra@kind.social]

@alice when a friend was on [app name] last year they shared some highlights with the rest of the group and I think the best one was "me next to my favorite ancient roman ruins" in the most "I think about the roman empire daily" way possible. In their business bro shirtsleeves.

[stephaniepixie@fandom.garden]

@alice What a catch!

[cynaq@beige.party]

@alice you know there’s a dude that wants that as a tattoo

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@LovingFalloutLondon1954 usually posing on a mountain, or standing in front of a whitewater river, but also anywhere someone has been once and took a bunch of photos so they could imply they do extraordinary things regularly.

[didthat1957@mastodon.social]

@alice no ducks with guns.

[lovingfalloutlondon1954@mastodon.social]

@alice I knew the core of your post was sarcastic but I went off on a tangent of my very own.