Fedi: - "I follow you for the wholesome stuff 💕" - "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff 🔓" - "I follow you for the adult content ❤️‍🔥"

[smolbrain@floofy.tech]

@alice omg is that why master lock still sucks? They have been resistance testing but they still use the ancient sex toy metric? Either we need to change metrics or we need way stronger sexy toys

[smolbrain@floofy.tech]

@theorangetheme @alice

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@Fruan 🫂

[autolycos@med-mastodon.com]

@alice ummmm

Those are usually a single ball bearing in a circular race

Been a stable technology lego bit for close to 2 centuries now

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@smolbrain InB4 Master Lock's new unfounded packaging claim: "8/10 - Maximum Vibrator Resistance".

[yamakyu@shelter.moe]

@alice This is best thing I've seen today

No, it's not even 1 a.m., but nothing will top this for sure

[nousersmanual@social.vivaldi.net]

@alice Impressive!

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@autolycos "Lego" made me think of wind-up toys.

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[autisticplushy@lgbtqia.space]

@alice You are late, what about 67 :<

[feloniouspunk@beige.party]

@alice Nice

[webhat@infosec.exchange]

@alice nice

[mungencakes@kolektiva.social]

@alice Niceee

[glamazon@cyberpunk.lol]

@alice nice

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@autisticplushy 67 is just a conspiracy to get non-words into the dictionary.

[autisticplushy@lgbtqia.space]

@alice i cant debate that, but we can get around it 6 or seven times until we get tired.

[michaelgemar@mstdn.ca]

@alice Noice.

[fennix@infosec.space]

@alice

1870s: steam-powered
1970s: 2-stroke engine
2070s: fusion?

[renardboy@mastodon.social]

@alice This is peak content.

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