Fedi: - "I follow you for the wholesome stuff π" - "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff π" - "I follow you for the adult content β€οΈβπ₯"
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@alice Oh! There's alt text! Yay for accessibility, but now I feel like an idiot. Thanks!
@Fruan π«
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It makes sense that a lock from the 1870s wouldn't be modern sextoy-proof. Women back then were still using steam-powered vibrators.
@alice ummmm
Those are usually a single ball bearing in a circular race
Been a stable technology lego bit for close to 2 centuries now
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@alice omg is that why master lock still sucks? They have been resistance testing but they still use the ancient sex toy metric? Either we need to change metrics or we need way stronger sexy toys
@smolbrain InB4 Master Lock's new unfounded packaging claim: "8/10 - Maximum Vibrator Resistance".
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff
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- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff
"
- "I follow you for the adult content
οΈβ
"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice This is best thing I've seen today
No, it's not even 1 a.m., but nothing will top this for sure
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult contentοΈβ"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice Impressive!
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@alice ummmm
Those are usually a single ball bearing in a circular race
Been a stable technology lego bit for close to 2 centuries now
@autolycos "Lego" made me think of wind-up toys.
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult contentοΈβ"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
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@alice You are late, what about 67 :<
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@alice Nice
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@alice nice
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@alice Niceee
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@alice nice
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@alice You are late, what about 67 :<
@autisticplushy 67 is just a conspiracy to get non-words into the dictionary.
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@autisticplushy 67 is just a conspiracy to get non-words into the dictionary.
@alice i cant debate that, but we can get around it 6 or seven times until we get tired.
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@alice Noice.
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It makes sense that a lock from the 1870s wouldn't be modern sextoy-proof. Women back then were still using steam-powered vibrators.
1870s: steam-powered
1970s: 2-stroke engine
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult contentοΈβ"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice This is peak content.
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult contentοΈβ"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
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1870s: steam-powered
1970s: 2-stroke engine
2070s: fusion?@fennix some guys still think they can get away with a 2-stroke
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@alice This is peak content.
@renardboy @alice we pray it will not be anti-climactic
