This bidet remote on the wall of the house in the woods I'm staying at has some bizarre controls...

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@alice Second picture looks kind of fun. I wonder how far off the ground you could get?

[enbypirate@lgbtqia.space]

@alice well the second one seems to require a good balance. Did you test it yet?

[djdarren@mendeddrum.org]

@alice I think volume control relates to pressure. The louder you set it, the more likely it is to jet wash your arsehole in two.

[alexadeswift@lgbtqia.space]

@alice

What exactly does the Hamburger Menu do?

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@catsalad from the image, it looks like about a half-meter, but that might just be marketing hype.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@enbypirate not yet, but I'm sure I will in the end.

[kokurya@mastodon.social]

@alice
Your translation of the icons made me laugh!

The important question is:
Can it hit your lucky spot?!?

[loon@transfem.social]

@alice@lgbtqia.space omg I want to try the multiplayer mode!

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@alexadeswift opens the menu where you can log in, check your notification options, etc.

[sasutina13@lgbtqia.space]

@alice @catsalad Height constrained for safety purposes? Such as for low ceiling, perhaps?

[adriano@lile.cl]

@alice I like how it can also bless the rains down in Africa

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@kokurya Vegas?

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@loon this is the weirdest third party Wiimote I've ever seen.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@adriano but it does drain the battery faster.

[lukeharby@infosec.exchange]

@alice You gotta wipe your hands across them all, piano style.

[kokurya@mastodon.social]

@alice
I don't know what you call your lucky point

[aura@sunny.garden]

@alice Nothing like inserting my boobs in the bowl and giving them a spritz! v. refreshing

[mercurial@booping.synth.download]

@alice@lgbtqia.space Reminds me of the bidet controls in Japan. IIRC there was a button for when you need to clean your #1 hole and another for the #2 hole.

EDIT: oh, the image shows that the brand is Toto, so I think it is the same as the ones in Japan

[wtl@mastodon.social]

@alice Good thing you packed your trusty label-maker?

[apostateenglishman@mastodon.world]

@alice Despite my conspicuous lack of boobs, I wouldn't mind trying the boob wash! Sounds like fun.