The new #euro notes should feature peak european innovation.

[huehnerhof2@troet.cafe]

@remaster
Perfect, now try to picture free mobile roaming on a note.

[remaster@mastodon.social]

@huehnerhof2 Yes! I have it right here
https://det.social/@magezwitscher/116977204811619281

[emaechler@masto.maechler.cloud]

@magezwitscher @remaster for what? Have you ever tried to buy something with a 100€ bill? It's 100% impossible. Most people already get a panic attack at 50€....

[sdjmchattie@hachyderm.io]

@Linza @MattMoose @ahltorp @bill88t @Elektrotier @remaster I’ve never separated a bottle cap from the bottle in all the years I’ve been alive without good reason. But every bottle I now drink from either stabs me in the face or drips some of the contents down my shirt. So yeah this was a pure lose-lose situation for me.

[pax0707@mastodon.social]

@remaster it’s annoying 101% of the time.

[rdfhrn@hessen.social]

@remaster The 5€ banknote should feature straight cucumbers.

[linza@kamu.social]

@sdjmchattie

Is that an AI profile image?

@MattMoose @ahltorp @bill88t @Elektrotier @remaster

[sdjmchattie@hachyderm.io]

@Linza it is. It’s from the early days of Image Playground on iPhone.

[flominator@genealysis.social]

@remaster Thank you, @magezwitscher
https://det.social/@magezwitscher/116977139007778857

[teratogenese@mamot.fr]

@remaster @Elektrotier
The cap doesn't stay open even if you shout at it, and that's not funny

[tschaefer@ipv6.social]

@reynir @magezwitscher @remaster

But honest! Most people still use NSA mode. (Non-Standalone)

[elexia@catcatnya.com]

@Znexhf_Svax @remaster @gruber I'm sure some European politicians would love to do that for us just to crawl up his ass more

[martinvermeer@fediscience.org]

@remaster @Elektrotier

I also found it annoying initially, but it really isn't hard to learn how to use it without spillage etc. People are lazy/irrationally conservative/both. Remembering those t-shirts with a seat belt printed on. Some folks would rather die than change.

[cloudedjudge@hachyderm.io]

@remaster the 50 euro note should have a 'this website uses cookies' banner. The 500 euro note should have a picture of the Hassan II mosque in Casablanca or the Doha skyline maybe?

[headword@lingo.lol]

@magezwitscher @remaster This is #𝙰𝙸Slop !

[sjsmac@mastodon.social]

@remaster Why don’t you edit it to correct the spelling of lose?

[annaantifa@mastodon.nl]

@remaster
Wat mij opvalt is dat alleen grote merken zo'n vaste dop hebben. De pakken melkunie die ik net gehaald heb hebben losse doppen net als de plus yoghurt. Blij mee maar wel oneerlijk

[remaster@mastodon.social]

@sjsmac Oh! Speaking of annoying; spelling mistakes in viral posts are even more so. Thanks, I’ll fix it. ️

[fuzztech@infosec.exchange]

Only because you said it does not stay open: @Teratogenese @remaster @Elektrotier Unscrew the cap and push to the left or right and exert downward pressure, until the cap is below the hinge, until it clicks.

[remaster@mastodon.social]

@fuzztech @Teratogenese @Elektrotier In my experience not all caps clicks, so I can partly understand the frustration of @Teratogenese .