The ocean demands more billionaires 🌊

[vitaut@mastodon.social]

@catsalad in tiny carbon fiber submarines

[isol@mastodon.au]

@catsalad

O.R.C.A. = Over Reasonable Cash Amount.

If you're an O.R.C.A., you get fed to the orcas.

[heathen_cat@furs.social]

@catsalad
We have enough garbage in the ocean. They'd do better in a rose garden.

[401matthall@mastodon.xyz]

@catsalad

"SUBMERSE. SUBMERSE. SUBMERSE."

[ginevracat@toot.community]

@infoseclogger Nooooooooooooooo. I read this before realising the spoiler

I'll have to wait a bit before I forget it now.
(ADHD superpower - spoiler erasure )

@catsalad

[infoseclogger@infosec.exchange]

@GinevraCat @catsalad

Thankfully it's a throwaway moment. Everything surrounding that moment was the funny bit.

[countholdem@mastodon.social]

@catsalad A bit fishy, but shore to make waves.

[rmd1023@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad
BRING FORTH THE ARMY OF ORCAS.

[chrisvest@mastodon.social]

@catsalad The billionaires yearn for the waves.

[darth_hideout@mas.to]

@catsalad

Doesn't Musk want to go to Neptune?

[punissuer@universeodon.com]

@heathen_cat @catsalad it's fine, they're organic

[monsieur_lepetit@toot.community]

@catsalad

[amj@mastodon.xyz]

@catsalad
There are more efficient ways to do human sacrifices.

(in the song he put politicians in a room then let them explose)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eryzp0Pklc8

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@catsalad who am I to disagree?

[starkrg@myside-yourside.net]

@catsalad Well, the billionaires seem to be demanding more ocean, and they're winning.

[tkissing@mastodon.social]

@alice @catsalad
I travel the world and the seven seas

[medeavanamonde@beige.party]

@tkissing @alice @catsalad
Everybody’s looking for drownable billionaires

[puppyfromlosandes@kolektiva.social]

@catsalad

Did somebody say... ORCAS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[joe_von_saporski@bunt.social]

@catsalad
put them all in a carbon submarine, carbon submarine, carbon submarine
*sing*

[sindarina@ngmx.com]

@catsalad hashtag team orca