Life finds a way

[ticho@mas.to]

@vowe I can't believe it's not TheOnion!

[martinrocket@mastodon.social]

@vowe that checks out: certainly, the verification uses AI, and if it is trained on data, where a specific feature (lets say, a moustache) is linked to a specific age category, the AI will detect it as that age...

[old_angry_queer@girlcock.club]

@Sassinake idk mustache sounds easier even still

@vowe

[furrybeta@shark.community]

@vowe The kids are all right

[xs4me2@mastodon.social]

@vowe

Haha! Sure does, always!

[mediocratese@climatejustice.social]

@vowe
How to beat AI.
(Average Intelligence)

[sassinake@mastodon.social]

@old_angry_queer @vowe

you risk being sent the Gender Police then.

[stux@mstdn.social]

@vowe Whaha love this

[stonebear2@hachyderm.io]

@vowe Where there's a will, there's a way to subvert it...

[drewtowler@mas.to]

@vowe
Somewhat restores my faith in youth.

[simonwilliamson@mastodon.world]

@vowe It reminds me of my grandmother who got a discount at the cinema by wearing a long coat and sitting on her sister's shoulders (she was a tad on the short side). No matter the era, children will always find a way.

[driusan@doomscroller.social]

@vowe@social.heise.de This is probably the first time in history that young people have rapidly found a way to bypass measures put in place by adults to restrict what they can do and shared it amongst their peers.

[simonzerafa@infosec.exchange]

@vowe

Good for them! I have high hopes for their future creating problem solving skills

[kastasmykolas@river.group.lt]

@vowe original report and the context, apparently:

Original source:
https://www.internetmatters.org/hub/research/online-safety-act-report-2026/

[eph@ohai.social]

@vowe
part of the evolutionary act of mimicry for survival that has translated in humans to all forms of art, and acts of subversion. One must wonder where for each child the line of wise restriction and the necessity to break the locks preventing them from greater existential truth is?

[m3t00@app.wafrn.net]

@vowe@social.heise.de

when i was a kid they scrambled the crappy porn channels so we had to steal dad's porn. internet changed all that. kids figure things out. it's what they do.

[kookie@chaosfem.tw]

@vowe kids are amazing

[lydiaconwell@todon.nl]

@vowe Yes, but the aim of this story is to call for more online surveillance for all. It's saying exiting measures to protect children aren't working so strong ID checks are needed.

[wizardofdocs@wandering.shop]

@Mediocreman @vowe it was never supposed to be useful. Just scary. And I'm glad to hear about people refusing to be scared.

[taghunt@infosec.exchange]

@vowe imagine being a kid back in the day, vandalising posters with mustaches and when you turn to an adult you force children to do it to themselves
Now that is an evil villain alright