My partner and I went up to the Ryanair check-in desk this morning.
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My partner and I went up to the Ryanair check-in desk this morning.
The lady asked: "Do you have reservations?"
I said: "Yes, but we're flying with you anyway."
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My partner and I went up to the Ryanair check-in desk this morning.
The lady asked: "Do you have reservations?"
I said: "Yes, but we're flying with you anyway."
@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt
Ah, on form.
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@Natasha_Jay Are you taking the piss?
Or can you not afford to on Ryanair?
@normjess @Natasha_Jay I assume permission to taking the piss is an extra you have to jump through hoops to get on Ryanair.
One of the very few they don't try to shove down your throat, for obvious reasons...
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@normjess @Natasha_Jay I assume permission to taking the piss is an extra you have to jump through hoops to get on Ryanair.
One of the very few they don't try to shove down your throat, for obvious reasons...
@nanianmichaels @Natasha_Jay I was conflating joking with literally going to the toilet which costs money
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My partner and I went up to the Ryanair check-in desk this morning.
The lady asked: "Do you have reservations?"
I said: "Yes, but we're flying with you anyway."
@Natasha_Jay My immediate reaction was whispering "Jeesus", while exhaling forcefully.
Brutal!
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@nanianmichaels @Natasha_Jay I was conflating joking with literally going to the toilet which costs money
@normjess @Natasha_Jay Also works with my interpretation, funnily enough!
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My partner and I went up to the Ryanair check-in desk this morning.
The lady asked: "Do you have reservations?"
I said: "Yes, but we're flying with you anyway."
@Natasha_Jay brilliant!
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@normjess @Natasha_Jay Also works with my interpretation, funnily enough!
@nanianmichaels @Natasha_Jay you could win the lottery and still not afford to take the piss on Ryan Air
its like the Gold Card where if you spend 1 million dollars you get US Citizenship. people like us need not apply
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My partner and I went up to the Ryanair check-in desk this morning.
The lady asked: "Do you have reservations?"
I said: "Yes, but we're flying with you anyway."
@Natasha_Jay You cannot go wrong with a bit of Marxism, Groucho Marx that is.
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@nanianmichaels @Natasha_Jay you could win the lottery and still not afford to take the piss on Ryan Air
its like the Gold Card where if you spend 1 million dollars you get US Citizenship. people like us need not apply
@normjess @nanianmichaels @Natasha_Jay So many reasons not to fly Ryan Air.
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@normjess @nanianmichaels @Natasha_Jay So many reasons not to fly Ryan Air.
@hans_zelf @nanianmichaels @Natasha_Jay yes, I only spider Ryan Air
catch it my web, cocoon it, melt it and drink it
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My partner and I went up to the Ryanair check-in desk this morning.
The lady asked: "Do you have reservations?"
I said: "Yes, but we're flying with you anyway."
@Natasha_Jay ba-doom tish
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My partner and I went up to the Ryanair check-in desk this morning.
The lady asked: "Do you have reservations?"
I said: "Yes, but we're flying with you anyway."
@Natasha_Jay Ryanair once let me go on the plane with a wrong name on the boarding pass.
It was very early (6 AM or so) flight, so I wasn't very awake, and didn't notice this. Also all the 3-4 personnel checking my documents failed to notice it.
Only in the plane they started going through the documents for the second time, and then I looked at my boardin pass... I went to the crew and the situation was solved. We left like an hour late, so also the return flight was late.
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@Natasha_Jay Ryanair once let me go on the plane with a wrong name on the boarding pass.
It was very early (6 AM or so) flight, so I wasn't very awake, and didn't notice this. Also all the 3-4 personnel checking my documents failed to notice it.
Only in the plane they started going through the documents for the second time, and then I looked at my boardin pass... I went to the crew and the situation was solved. We left like an hour late, so also the return flight was late.
I consider this my biggest achievement in modern aviation. I mean, who else has made two planes of 200 passengers to be late for more than an hour. Sorry about that, this crime happened in ~2009. To my defense, it was the mistake of the personnel, not me.
For years afterwards, I also got some mark on my travel documents, because I was constantly getting "randomly" checked by security. It stops feeling random if you get checked for all the flights you ever take.
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My partner and I went up to the Ryanair check-in desk this morning.
The lady asked: "Do you have reservations?"
I said: "Yes, but we're flying with you anyway."
@Natasha_Jay Wry gone awry at Ryanair.
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I consider this my biggest achievement in modern aviation. I mean, who else has made two planes of 200 passengers to be late for more than an hour. Sorry about that, this crime happened in ~2009. To my defense, it was the mistake of the personnel, not me.
For years afterwards, I also got some mark on my travel documents, because I was constantly getting "randomly" checked by security. It stops feeling random if you get checked for all the flights you ever take.
On an internal flight in Brazil there was a guy standing in the aisle two rows ahead of us. Boarding finished and he's still there. Cabin staff took turns to come up to him. An hour passed. (This was a Brazilian airline. We'd boarded 45 mins after scheduled departure) After another 30 mins, they started asking for a volunteer to deplane and take a later flight. $200 and another 30 mins and a young woman stood up.
They had issued the same seat to two passengers.
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My partner and I went up to the Ryanair check-in desk this morning.
The lady asked: "Do you have reservations?"
I said: "Yes, but we're flying with you anyway."
@Natasha_Jay good one
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My partner and I went up to the Ryanair check-in desk this morning.
The lady asked: "Do you have reservations?"
I said: "Yes, but we're flying with you anyway."
@Natasha_Jay that's me in about four hours at the airport. Not flying Ryanair, though.
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My partner and I went up to the Ryanair check-in desk this morning.
The lady asked: "Do you have reservations?"
I said: "Yes, but we're flying with you anyway."
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My partner and I went up to the Ryanair check-in desk this morning.
The lady asked: "Do you have reservations?"
I said: "Yes, but we're flying with you anyway."
@Natasha_Jay I'm surprised they didn't charge you extra for "making a joke"
