This in The Onion was six months ago ...

[chocodrawing@mastodon.social]

@timjclevenger @Natasha_Jay well, what about cake then? Have you tried that? XD

[eco_amandine@mastodon.cr]

@Natasha_Jay oh no.

[perrin42@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay

Onionostradamus? Or Poe's Law?

[unkx@icosahedron.website]

@Natasha_Jay I’m left wondering what are the chances that Pete asked Grok what the legal recommendations for executions are in 2026 and Grok summarized this Onion piece for him as actual guidelines from the DOJ…

[jimjoe_isback@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay We are a pathetic nation.

[kimlockhartga@beige.party]

@Natasha_Jay oh shit.

[skoombidoombis@masto.ai]

@Natasha_Jay was it asimov who said that works of fiction aren’t how to manuals?

[ottominati@mstdn.ca]

@Natasha_Jay Oh my, I wonder if pete even understands satire. Since it doesn't seem to, maybe the onion could do some retirement speeches or letters.

[evelynoctavia@c.im]

@Natasha_Jay them be like: i swear it's just a coincidence!

[havvyhh2@mas.to]

@Natasha_Jay ....and now, MAGA wants a new holiday season event to share their joy.....

[vruz@mstdn.social]

@Natasha_Jay They may be joking about firing squads. They would be unwise to assume people who talk about guillotines are joking.

[wallacewords@mastodon.sdf.org]

@Natasha_Jay *insert gif of capt picard slowly shaking his head*

[oliparch@framapiaf.org]

@Natasha_Jay
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