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[henryk@chaos.social]

@ObsidianUrbex After a disastrous encounter with a girl named Dorothy, and her house, the local witch population decided it would be safer to introduce a vertical buffer zone into all new building permits, allowing for easy egress should ever a house fall on one of theirs again.

[anke@social.scribblers.club]

@ObsidianUrbex the grandma of Baba Yaga's hut.

[norestforthewicked@metalhead.club]

@ObsidianUrbex
One of the last wild houses.
As they went almost extinct in the housing crisis, this lonley gentle giant roaming the landscape, in search for other houses. The loneliness took toll on this specimen, as wild houses roamed in groups and took care of themselves together

[jmax@mastodon.social]

@ObsidianUrbex The hottest dance club in town.

[pdmckone@cosocial.ca]

@ObsidianUrbex

This is a garage for a flying car.

In the 1950s, it was thought that we'd all have something like this to call home, that commuting would be a breeze, and congestion a thing of the past.

[algernon@come-from.mad-scientist.club]

@ObsidianUrbex (Extraterrestial narrator): The year is 3192, humanity is extinct, but remnants of a once thriving civilization remain.

Pictured here is a skeleton of what we now believe to be the skeleton of a Very Large Human, a ballet dancer. At the time of the Very Serious Extinction Event, this human individual was happily dancing in the river - you can see its frontal leg still reaching out! -, wearing large concrete dancing shoes for balance.

Judging from the signatures on the shoes, presumably from celebrities of their time, and the solid build of its metal bones, we assume this individual was a respected member of human society. An athlete, perhaps.

It died dancing, happy. That's a good way to go.

[lionelb@expressional.social]

@ObsidianUrbex

It is obviously a transit station for flying boats.

[gryphonwandering@mastodon.social]

@ObsidianUrbex Early “walking bridge” ferry. It worked for several months with a capacity of six lorries, or 20 farmer’s carts, or four classrooms of terrified schoolchildren.

Eventually retired because it required too many workers to keep moving the concrete “feet” one in front of the other each trip back and forth to remain practical.

Still used in remote, undeveloped parts of the world such as Cleveland, Ohio.

[dpk@chaos.social]

@ObsidianUrbex @algernon That’s from Half-Life 2

[tail_call@mas.to]

@ObsidianUrbex

it's the building from half-life 2 canal level; inside of it there's one headcrab zombie and boxes with ammunition

[xinit@mastodon.coffee]

@ObsidianUrbex
Baba Yaga's summer cottage.
@algernon

[gobabu@mastodon.social]

@ObsidianUrbex
Trump's mexican border fence (built by true 'mericans, not immigrants)

[chiasm@mastodon.online]

@ObsidianUrbex it's a station on the phantom train line.

[dave@alvarado.social]

@ObsidianUrbex brontosaurus feeding station.

[marfymazie@yiff.life]

@ObsidianUrbex a £2.3 million property in Battersea marketed as "a great investment opportunity, expected rent of £4000 per month, could need some minor modernisation and renovation."

Previous owners include: a sanctioned oligarch, a kleptocrat dictators cronie who is being investigated by the ICC, a disgrased authoritarian petro state dignitary, a very divorced multi-millionaire/billionaire, now a complex investment vehicle of untracable ownership based in Liechtenstein (probably controlled by one of the prior)

[kazord@mamot.fr]

@ObsidianUrbex I'm pretty sure it's a marine house from the future that has travel back a few hundred years (by looking at the water level)

[dtl@8bitorbust.info]

@ObsidianUrbex A shed wearing platform shoes.

[joy_intl@mastodon.online]

@clayfoot This is what i was thinking - a first draft of the walking castle or.. the one deemed unduitable and therefore abandoned @ObsidianUrbex

[petealexharris@mastodon.scot]

@ObsidianUrbex

You can fish in megacroc creek, but you need a long line and you need somewhere to sit that's out of reach.

[eragon@pl.eragon.re]

@ObsidianUrbex@mstdn.social That’s my grandpa fishing house. He used it to fish some stuff from that river