Why are there usb ports on the microwave?

[futuristicrobert@infosec.exchange]

@futurebird

Good news! They're connected directly to the magnetron so they'll charge your device in a minute or less!!! You no longer need to put your device directly in the microwave. Please note that the popcorn settings is not recommended.

[geepawhill@mastodon.social]

@futurebird If you pre-warm a phone before you nuke it, it'll dry out faster.

[faithisleaping@anarres.family]

@futurebird To charge your phone.

You did say wrong answers only.

[afeinman@wandering.shop]

@futurebird Rechargeable popcorn

[ehproque@neopaquita.es]

@futurebird so you can apply security updates to the firmware?

[aplundell@timeloop.cafe]

@futurebird Plug in a microphone so it can figure out when to turn off the popcorn.

[driusan@doomscroller.social]

@futurebird@sauropods.win load new MP3s for the timer/alarm.

[jmax@mastodon.social]

@futurebird - So the mind control devices can coord- uh, sorry, what was I saying?

[snoopj@hachyderm.io]

@futurebird thanks for sharing this, adding it to my `New Folder (explicit)/normal electronics` collection

[cinebox@masto.hackers.town]

@futurebird plugging in a controller

[neia@zoner.work]

@futurebird@sauropods.win My spouse says you can plug a USB cable into both and it's an impromptu heating element! ​​

[thedansimonson@lingo.lol]

@benhamill @futurebird it says “wrong answers only”

[dunpiteog@bark.lgbt]

@futurebird to reboot it with Linux

[alienghic@timeloop.cafe]

@futurebird

so you can plug a controller in to control the claw that you can use to grab your overly hot food

[glyph@mastodon.social]

@futurebird it's where you plug in the temperature probe

[sunnjax@tech.lgbt]

@futurebird Plug in your game controller to manipulate your food while it cooks.

[trinsec@trinsec.org]

@futurebird@sauropods.win Food is not the only thing you can fry!

[bennomatic@appdot.net]

@futurebird

Too many people were charging their phones by putting them in and starting the microwave.

[luna@shrimp.estrogen.today]

@futurebird to play doom on the microwave? Duh

[jonquass@techhub.social]

@futurebird
Speed ports. They make the microwave work faster.