Why are there usb ports on the microwave?

[cinebox@masto.hackers.town]

@futurebird plugging in a controller

[neia@zoner.work]

@futurebird@sauropods.win My spouse says you can plug a USB cable into both and it's an impromptu heating element! ​​

[thedansimonson@lingo.lol]

@benhamill @futurebird it says “wrong answers only”

[dunpiteog@bark.lgbt]

@futurebird to reboot it with Linux

[alienghic@timeloop.cafe]

@futurebird

so you can plug a controller in to control the claw that you can use to grab your overly hot food

[glyph@mastodon.social]

@futurebird it's where you plug in the temperature probe

[sunnjax@tech.lgbt]

@futurebird Plug in your game controller to manipulate your food while it cooks.

[trinsec@trinsec.org]

@futurebird@sauropods.win Food is not the only thing you can fry!

[bennomatic@appdot.net]

@futurebird

Too many people were charging their phones by putting them in and starting the microwave.

[luna@shrimp.estrogen.today]

@futurebird to play doom on the microwave? Duh

[jonquass@techhub.social]

@futurebird
Speed ports. They make the microwave work faster.

[mpark@mathstodon.xyz]

@futurebird to run Doom

[trurl@mastodon.sdf.org]

@futurebird to find a new way to sell you $55 replacement fuses for when you inevitably plug two devices in *and* run the microwave. (It says not to do that in the manual!)

[intothewestaway@mastodonapp.uk]

@futurebird

Skip the oven, just plug this in and boom.

[introvertcatto@lgbtqia.space]

@futurebird for when I am hungry, I love eating USB ports :3

[secretasianman@types.pl]

@futurebird I was told this was a 2000W microwave why is this charging so slowly

[evilkiru@techhub.social]

@futurebird To hasten the arrival of the apocalypse.

[catmisgivings@stranger.social]

@SunnJax @futurebird microwave? Claw machine? YES

[hypolite@friendica.mrpetovan.com]

@ehproque @futurebird 2 x 2 Amp of security updates

[ranjit@friend.camp]

@futurebird so you can plug in one of those usb mug warmers to warm up your coffee, since there's no other convenient way to warm it up nearby