Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit@GossiTheDog Maybe we should require social media sites to automatically surface memes from a couple years ago, to drive off the youngs.
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit@GossiTheDog as a 22yo, yeah... I feel old, that's why I'm here
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit@GossiTheDog I've definitely been seen.
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LOL I came here to make this Debian joke.
("The distro for people who grunt getting up out of a chair.")
@Geojoek
Look, I grunt because life in general is hard, not for physical reasons...
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@GossiTheDog
The first part is no joke.@ohmu
When I joined, I didn't feel all that old. But decadal thresholds have a way of, well, mixing things up...
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@GossiTheDog I want to deny I am old but hell, Strong Bad Email #1 is almost old enough to rent a car.
@huronbikes @GossiTheDog Well, do you take off your face and hands before you go to bed?
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit@GossiTheDog My Mastodon account may not be that old, but I've had a Gmail account since it was invite-only, my DeviantART profile is 19 years old this year, and my Twitter account is 16 years old.
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
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@Luna @GossiTheDog I bitterly resent providing my ID for a bank account. No way I'm providing it for social media.
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@GossiTheDog if you're here you're old enough to refer to The Hunt For Red October when someone asks what ping is.
And to be horrified and confused that they've never heard of it.
@fencepost @GossiTheDog Glad my colonoscopy was last year..
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@Luna @GossiTheDog I bitterly resent providing my ID for a bank account. No way I'm providing it for social media.
@SomeVeganCheeseIsOk @GossiTheDog Yep I had to go in person for my bank not giving a social media site jack.
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@linuxandyarn @GossiTheDog You're not wrong.
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit@GossiTheDog Ya got me. Guilty as charged.
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit@GossiTheDog
I guess I'm old lol. Born in the 2k and Gen-Z already calling me "unc". I enjoy being here, being a part of the community that contributed to the good. Still convinced people but no hope. The file size limit is really a struggle here.
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@GossiTheDog most young people have never had to hack a gibson over a RJ-11.
@flipper
Most young people haven't even seen a RJ-11
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