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Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

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  • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

    Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

    "I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!" ⭐

    "I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird." ⭐

    "This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts." ⭐

    slothrop@chaos.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
    slothrop@chaos.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
    slothrop@chaos.social
    wrote sidst redigeret af
    #2

    @alice yet another manifestation of the eternal social media ethos:

    β€œI have nothing to say, but I must say it! I post, therefore I am!”

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    • jwcph@helvede.netJ jwcph@helvede.net shared this topic
    • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

      Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

      "I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!" ⭐

      "I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird." ⭐

      "This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts." ⭐

      theorangetheme@en.osm.townT This user is from outside of this forum
      theorangetheme@en.osm.townT This user is from outside of this forum
      theorangetheme@en.osm.town
      wrote sidst redigeret af
      #3

      @alice Reminds me of this lol.

      alice@lgbtqia.spaceA wonka@chaos.socialW worldsworstgoth@hachyderm.ioW 3 Replies Last reply
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      • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

        Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

        "I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!" ⭐

        "I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird." ⭐

        "This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts." ⭐

        ashedryden@xoxo.zoneA This user is from outside of this forum
        ashedryden@xoxo.zoneA This user is from outside of this forum
        ashedryden@xoxo.zone
        wrote sidst redigeret af
        #4

        @alice truly the β€œmore of a question than a comment” section of the internet

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        • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

          Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

          "I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!" ⭐

          "I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird." ⭐

          "This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts." ⭐

          haikyoneko@famichiki.jpH This user is from outside of this forum
          haikyoneko@famichiki.jpH This user is from outside of this forum
          haikyoneko@famichiki.jp
          wrote sidst redigeret af
          #5

          @alice try the podcast "your stupid opinions" for more stupid opinions, including calling the grand canyon "mid".

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          • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

            Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

            "I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!" ⭐

            "I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird." ⭐

            "This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts." ⭐

            fatiguedcherry@blorbo.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
            fatiguedcherry@blorbo.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
            fatiguedcherry@blorbo.social
            wrote sidst redigeret af
            #6

            @alice this subreddit is a gold mine: https://www.reddit.com/r/ididnthaveeggs/

            browse through if ya want a good laugh!

            alice@lgbtqia.spaceA msfjarvis@androiddev.socialM jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.alJ ghostdancer@mastodon.sdf.orgG 4 Replies Last reply
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            • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

              Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

              "I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!" ⭐

              "I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird." ⭐

              "This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts." ⭐

              alice@lgbtqia.spaceA This user is from outside of this forum
              alice@lgbtqia.spaceA This user is from outside of this forum
              alice@lgbtqia.space
              wrote sidst redigeret af
              #7

              Like, if you know what you're doing, you can sub things, wing it, and still make something great. But if you don't know what you're doing, *follow the frickin' recipe!* πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

              autisticplushy@lgbtqia.spaceA ghostdancer@mastodon.sdf.orgG jamesmdonohoe@sfba.socialJ fpccraig@mastodon.socialF 4 Replies Last reply
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              • fatiguedcherry@blorbo.socialF fatiguedcherry@blorbo.social

                @alice this subreddit is a gold mine: https://www.reddit.com/r/ididnthaveeggs/

                browse through if ya want a good laugh!

                alice@lgbtqia.spaceA This user is from outside of this forum
                alice@lgbtqia.spaceA This user is from outside of this forum
                alice@lgbtqia.space
                wrote sidst redigeret af
                #8

                @fatiguedcherry omg, this is a goldmine of rage πŸ˜‚

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                • theorangetheme@en.osm.townT theorangetheme@en.osm.town

                  @alice Reminds me of this lol.

                  alice@lgbtqia.spaceA This user is from outside of this forum
                  alice@lgbtqia.spaceA This user is from outside of this forum
                  alice@lgbtqia.space
                  wrote sidst redigeret af
                  #9

                  @theorangetheme lmao! That one just came up in the video I'm watching πŸ˜‚

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                  • fatiguedcherry@blorbo.socialF fatiguedcherry@blorbo.social

                    @alice this subreddit is a gold mine: https://www.reddit.com/r/ididnthaveeggs/

                    browse through if ya want a good laugh!

                    msfjarvis@androiddev.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
                    msfjarvis@androiddev.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
                    msfjarvis@androiddev.social
                    wrote sidst redigeret af
                    #10

                    @fatiguedcherry @alice Opened the replies just to see if somebody had linked the subreddit πŸ˜„

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                    • fatiguedcherry@blorbo.socialF fatiguedcherry@blorbo.social

                      @alice this subreddit is a gold mine: https://www.reddit.com/r/ididnthaveeggs/

                      browse through if ya want a good laugh!

                      jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.alJ This user is from outside of this forum
                      jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.alJ This user is from outside of this forum
                      jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
                      wrote sidst redigeret af
                      #11

                      @fatiguedcherry @alice Are these people real? They're just ragebaiting on various recipe sites, right? Right??

                      If otherwise...Yikes.

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                      • jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.alJ jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al

                        @fatiguedcherry @alice Are these people real? They're just ragebaiting on various recipe sites, right? Right??

                        If otherwise...Yikes.

                        fatiguedcherry@blorbo.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
                        fatiguedcherry@blorbo.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
                        fatiguedcherry@blorbo.social
                        wrote sidst redigeret af
                        #12

                        @jcphoenix i can't say for certain, bc i personally don't cook, but they seem serious to me 😬

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                        • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                          Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

                          "I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!" ⭐

                          "I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird." ⭐

                          "This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts." ⭐

                          ruari@velocipederider.comR This user is from outside of this forum
                          ruari@velocipederider.comR This user is from outside of this forum
                          ruari@velocipederider.com
                          wrote sidst redigeret af
                          #13

                          @alice sounds about right…

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                          • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                            Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

                            "I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!" ⭐

                            "I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird." ⭐

                            "This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts." ⭐

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                            #14

                            @alice@lgbtqia.space this is why 1⭐ is better than 5⭐ reviews. If the reviews are stuff like that and nothing about the actual product/recipe, then you know it’s good.

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                            • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                              Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

                              "I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!" ⭐

                              "I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird." ⭐

                              "This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts." ⭐

                              introvertcatto@lgbtqia.spaceI This user is from outside of this forum
                              introvertcatto@lgbtqia.spaceI This user is from outside of this forum
                              introvertcatto@lgbtqia.space
                              wrote sidst redigeret af
                              #15

                              @alice this is satire but still funny.

                              If you are interested you can watch it https://youtu.be/72KADLQYfOM?si=AgocJt7HYaOxUnJ8

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                              • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

                                "I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!" ⭐

                                "I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird." ⭐

                                "This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts." ⭐

                                eruonna@lgbtqia.spaceE This user is from outside of this forum
                                eruonna@lgbtqia.spaceE This user is from outside of this forum
                                eruonna@lgbtqia.space
                                wrote sidst redigeret af
                                #16

                                @alice
                                Unfortunately, Mastodon only allows me to leave one star on this toot.

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                                • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                  Like, if you know what you're doing, you can sub things, wing it, and still make something great. But if you don't know what you're doing, *follow the frickin' recipe!* πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

                                  autisticplushy@lgbtqia.spaceA This user is from outside of this forum
                                  autisticplushy@lgbtqia.spaceA This user is from outside of this forum
                                  autisticplushy@lgbtqia.space
                                  wrote sidst redigeret af
                                  #17

                                  @alice There is a reddit for this xDDD

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                                  • haikyoneko@famichiki.jpH haikyoneko@famichiki.jp

                                    @alice try the podcast "your stupid opinions" for more stupid opinions, including calling the grand canyon "mid".

                                    dandrumheller@mstdn.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
                                    dandrumheller@mstdn.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
                                    dandrumheller@mstdn.social
                                    wrote sidst redigeret af
                                    #18

                                    @Haikyoneko James and Jimmy are hilarious. I think nearly every natural wonder or historical site they've done has been 'mid'ed by someone! I'm hoping they do Stonehenge.

                                    @alice

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                                    • theorangetheme@en.osm.townT theorangetheme@en.osm.town

                                      @alice Reminds me of this lol.

                                      wonka@chaos.socialW This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      wonka@chaos.social
                                      wrote sidst redigeret af
                                      #19

                                      Why would they want to substitute people who are allergic? πŸ€ͺ

                                      @theorangetheme @alice

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                                      • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                        Like, if you know what you're doing, you can sub things, wing it, and still make something great. But if you don't know what you're doing, *follow the frickin' recipe!* πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

                                        ghostdancer@mastodon.sdf.orgG This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        ghostdancer@mastodon.sdf.org
                                        wrote sidst redigeret af
                                        #20

                                        @alice I always follow the recipe absolutely at least the first two times, after you got it then you can begin to play. And even in that case if I change something and it turns out horrible i know it's my fault.
                                        That looks like people giving 1-star to places that were full and could not enter cause they had no reservation or they arrived when they were about to close.

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                                        • fatiguedcherry@blorbo.socialF fatiguedcherry@blorbo.social

                                          @alice this subreddit is a gold mine: https://www.reddit.com/r/ididnthaveeggs/

                                          browse through if ya want a good laugh!

                                          ghostdancer@mastodon.sdf.orgG This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          ghostdancer@mastodon.sdf.org
                                          wrote sidst redigeret af
                                          #21

                                          @fatiguedcherry @alice It's fantastic and depressing at the same time.

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