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  3. A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

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  • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

    @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti

    i admire him

    not for the dystopian or frightening quality of the project, it does turn many off

    i admire him for committing so heavily to a vision, whatever the vision

    how many of us have passing visions, we amuse ourselves with it and then... nothing. it passes to oblivion

    not this guy

    and no investors

    so the techbro accusations are invalid

    he's just a quirky dude with a quirky vision, working hard on it. it's not his fault douchebags might like it

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    #113

    @benroyce @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti Kind of like this guy’s project to build a suit to withstand a bear attack

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Grizzly_(film)

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    • plantagolabs@mastodon.socialP plantagolabs@mastodon.social

      @benroyce The safety features are just so bizarre. It can be equipped with extra large horns so it cannot go through standard doors, and the emergency stop is shooting at it with a gun.

      This has to be made by a diabolical alliance between techbros and hillbillies.

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      #114

      @plantagolabs let's hope it doesn't learn that turning its head will solve the extra large horn problem @benroyce

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      • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

        @earwigplanet

        yup

        a vassago

        id software released new official material for the original game, two years ago!

        old guy here, i played through the new levels

        kelvin0mql@mastodon.socialK This user is from outside of this forum
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        #115

        @benroyce @earwigplanet

        Fond (& yet also unpleasant) memories from decades ago learning what Doom was.

        And yes, now I'm going to see if I can get it on SteamDeck.

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        • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

          @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti

          i admire him

          not for the dystopian or frightening quality of the project, it does turn many off

          i admire him for committing so heavily to a vision, whatever the vision

          how many of us have passing visions, we amuse ourselves with it and then... nothing. it passes to oblivion

          not this guy

          and no investors

          so the techbro accusations are invalid

          he's just a quirky dude with a quirky vision, working hard on it. it's not his fault douchebags might like it

          crow@cville.onlineC This user is from outside of this forum
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          #116

          @benroyce @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti The look of the thing really makes me think it’s a piece of artwork, not a mechanism. Too smooth, too graceful looking. Compare to the legs on any iRobot device and they look aesthetically pleasing in comparison.

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          • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

            A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

            https://www.satyress.com/

            So I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little

            Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

            😵‍💫

            I don't think I'm being rescued

            I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI

            willi@bifrost.wurzerfamily.netW This user is from outside of this forum
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            #117

            @benroyce I'm 100% sure it will be used for "crowd control" once the riots start.

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            • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

              @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti

              i admire him

              not for the dystopian or frightening quality of the project, it does turn many off

              i admire him for committing so heavily to a vision, whatever the vision

              how many of us have passing visions, we amuse ourselves with it and then... nothing. it passes to oblivion

              not this guy

              and no investors

              so the techbro accusations are invalid

              he's just a quirky dude with a quirky vision, working hard on it. it's not his fault douchebags might like it

              crow@cville.onlineC This user is from outside of this forum
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              #118

              @benroyce @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti “and no investors.”

              The whole “designed to be easy to kill” really sinks this in. No one in tech will invest in a robot designed to be easily disabled.

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              • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

                https://www.satyress.com/

                So I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little

                Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

                😵‍💫

                I don't think I'm being rescued

                I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI

                mkoek@mastodon.nlM This user is from outside of this forum
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                #119

                @benroyce I was at a conference a few weeks back where they had cute little robot dogs walking around and even those freaked me out. Not ready for this future… 🙂

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                • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                  @salixsericea

                  he's been at it for two years. no investors

                  that's one long con then

                  he articulates plausible reasons for the design choices (even the horns: he doesn't want it going indoors, he wants it to get stuck in doors)

                  "satyress" does sound like satire but it's a real word: it's a woman satyr

                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satyress

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                  #120

                  @benroyce I appreciate his engineering skills, and we can not expect every engineer to have the design chops of da Vinci. At the end of the day, this iron horsy girl isn't more ludicrous than, say, Elmo's two legged storm trooper robots.

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                  • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                    @edsullivan @salixsericea weed whacker! 🤭

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                    #121

                    @benroyce @edsullivan Modify the head so it can graze! 😃

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                    • lcwander@toot.communityL lcwander@toot.community

                      @benroyce from the name it can be also satire, but at this point I am ready for anything.

                      "It's more dangerous than it looks" 🙀

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                      #122

                      @lcwander @benroyce satire or satyr?

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                      • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                        @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti

                        i admire him

                        not for the dystopian or frightening quality of the project, it does turn many off

                        i admire him for committing so heavily to a vision, whatever the vision

                        how many of us have passing visions, we amuse ourselves with it and then... nothing. it passes to oblivion

                        not this guy

                        and no investors

                        so the techbro accusations are invalid

                        he's just a quirky dude with a quirky vision, working hard on it. it's not his fault douchebags might like it

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                        #123

                        @benroyce @fruchti
                        In my opinion, any douchbags who like this "Three Halves" rescue centaur are being trolled or punked or hoist with their own petard or whatever the current expression is.

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                        • crow@cville.onlineC crow@cville.online

                          @benroyce @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti The look of the thing really makes me think it’s a piece of artwork, not a mechanism. Too smooth, too graceful looking. Compare to the legs on any iRobot device and they look aesthetically pleasing in comparison.

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                          #124

                          @crow @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti

                          i also think he really likes centaurs and satyrs

                          i mean, *really* likes them

                          zero judgment: everyone has their kink, just to be clear

                          but i have a good suspicion about what his porn folder looks like

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                          • fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.ukF fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk

                            @lcwander @benroyce satire or satyr?

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                            #125

                            @fishidwardrobe @lcwander

                            satyr satire

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                            • salixsericea@mastodon.socialS salixsericea@mastodon.social

                              @benroyce @edsullivan Modify the head so it can graze! 😃

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                              #126

                              @salixsericea @edsullivan

                              metal functional canine teeth

                              ...oh, you mean on grass

                              🤭

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                              • salixsericea@mastodon.socialS salixsericea@mastodon.social

                                @benroyce I appreciate his engineering skills, and we can not expect every engineer to have the design chops of da Vinci. At the end of the day, this iron horsy girl isn't more ludicrous than, say, Elmo's two legged storm trooper robots.

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                                #127

                                @salixsericea ✅

                                or those freaking dog things

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                                • mkoek@mastodon.nlM mkoek@mastodon.nl

                                  @benroyce I was at a conference a few weeks back where they had cute little robot dogs walking around and even those freaked me out. Not ready for this future… 🙂

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                                  #128

                                  @mkoek

                                  about those little cute dogs... 😶

                                  https://www.military.com/daily-news/2024/10/01/army-has-sent-armed-robot-dog-middle-east-testing.html

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                                  • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                                    @Oyu_Fka @VWDasher 🥴

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                                    #129

                                    @benroyce @Oyu_Fka nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

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                                    • willi@bifrost.wurzerfamily.netW willi@bifrost.wurzerfamily.net

                                      @benroyce I'm 100% sure it will be used for "crowd control" once the riots start.

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                                      #130

                                      @willi

                                      that's what mounted polie are for, so yes, a centaur bot fits

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                                      • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                                        @mkoek

                                        about those little cute dogs... 😶

                                        https://www.military.com/daily-news/2024/10/01/army-has-sent-armed-robot-dog-middle-east-testing.html

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                                        #131

                                        @benroyce @mkoek Gee, who could have possibly predicted that this wasn't always the goal.

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                                        • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                                          @mkoek

                                          about those little cute dogs... 😶

                                          https://www.military.com/daily-news/2024/10/01/army-has-sent-armed-robot-dog-middle-east-testing.html

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                                          #132

                                          @benroyce @mkoek what else did people expect?

                                          The good thing is that robo dogs are easy to disable if you know what to do…
                                          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MUrF_G7KlM

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