If Iran blows up Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos I promise you here and now that I WILL convert to Islam and join the Butlerian Jihad.

[existentialcomics@mastodon.social]

If Iran blows up Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos I promise you here and now that I WILL convert to Islam and join the Butlerian Jihad.

[trenchworms@eldritch.cafe]

@existentialcomics
getting valuable military contracts:
becoming valid military targets:

[viss@mastodon.social]

@existentialcomics all the tacticool bros in all the datacenters all had instant bullhole clench at once

[simonzerafa@infosec.exchange]

@existentialcomics

Conversion to Zen Sufism isn't mandatory for the Jihad

[michaelc@scholar.social]

@existentialcomics I'm with you on the Butlerian part, but I look at that list and my brain's like
Google offices: Seattle
Amazon offices: Seattle
Microsoft offices: Seattle
Nvidia offices: Seattle
...fuck

[charlesmagne1@mastodon.social]

@existentialcomics

lmao

[lfzz@mastodon.social]

@existentialcomics would this positivly reflect on RAM prices, asking for a friend.

[chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca]

@existentialcomics did they threaten Apple?

If not… because of Steve Jobs?

[dzwiedziu@mastodon.social]

@existentialcomics Inshallah

[ellis@mastodon.nl]

@existentialcomics

[tootbrute@fedi.arkadi.one]

@existentialcomics YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. can they do billionaires too?

[kkarhan@infosec.space]

@existentialcomics I hope that "Butlerian Jihad" part was a joke.

[js@mastodon.nl]

@michaelc @existentialcomics It’s not the worst of cities as US shitholes go; the Underground’s nice and all that. But it had its day.

[js@mastodon.nl]

@yora @existentialcomics That is what fascism is, the intricate weave of enterprise and government forming one totalitarian fabric

[js@mastodon.nl]

@yora @existentialcomics Media and education are also simply just corporations. As is healthcare, in unfettered capitalism - fascism’s precursor.