FUN FACT: If you sneeze and fart at the same time...

[docatcdi@mastodon.social]

FUN FACT: If you sneeze and fart at the same time... Your body takes a screenshot.

[mellivora@im-in.space]

@DocAtCDI @lain was this you?

[knwmoon@mastodon.online]

@DocAtCDI
Wait… is this why my eyes close when I sneeze?!
Yay default privacy settings!

[alterelefant@mastodontech.de]

@DocAtCDI
A 'snart', also known as a 'faeze'.

[heliograph@mastodon.au]

@DocAtCDI I just choked on my drink

[markwyner@mas.to]

@DocAtCDI this is the dumbest thing I’ve read on the internet in a while. And, yet, I literally laughed out loud. ‍️

[malachy@mastodon.nu]

@DocAtCDI And half the time an unwanted volume control shows up on your forehead, set unfortunately to max for all bodily functions.