RANKED. COMPETITIVE.

[bonkers@nerdculture.de]

@ColmDonoghue @darkling @JonBaker distance, speed, time and colour.

[not3ottersinacoat@mastodon.social]

@JonBaker Finally, it's my time to shine!

[not3ottersinacoat@mastodon.social]

@woutervanmaanen so that's why you have those poop shelves.

[brianjohnson@universeodon.com]

@JonBaker When you want to be number one at number two.

[not3ottersinacoat@mastodon.social]

@rightsprung Humble yourself; I had veggie samosas with chutney.

[fernandobasso@mastodon.social]

@JonBaker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8-xCu9hHa8

[ragon2@mstdn.social]

@JonBaker "Royal highland show", and what a show

[jon@activitypub.blankpad.net]

@JonBaker what is this, some kind of pissing contest?

[ma@social.cologne]

@JonBaker Capitalism transforming every business into a competition

[donchacale@mastodon.social]

@JonBaker

brought to you by Irn Bru and the Mad Scotsman!

[robchapman@ohai.social]

@JonBaker bad luck to the judge with the tape measure and scales

[zenrenji@mastodon.social]

@JonBaker I am ready tell me about the elo

[hamonwry@mastodon.world]

@JonBaker

Hands down nobody would have beaten grandma

[keengrasp@layer8.space]

@JonBaker you sunk my battleshit!!

[hikingdude@mastodon.social]

@JonBaker I .. do not really know what I should think about this

[ohmu@social.seattle.wa.us]

@JonBaker
Stand back! I'm here!

[elithebearded@fed.qaz.red]

@JonBaker

Will the competitors use them?

https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/competitors-safety-protocols-diarrhea-race-014334172.html

[cjust@infosec.exchange]

@JonBaker I'm just not willing to give up my amateur status to go professional at this time

[bartfoss42@mastodon.social]

@JonBaker FINALLY, SOMETHING TO EXCELL AT ! ️

[jaker@c.im]

@JonBaker
Is this shitposting?

How many others have asked exactly this?