Ban slanted laptop stands!

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@ellie you're impending on my RIGHT to lay on all your stuff!

[hell@defcon.social]

@catsalad

[ellie@ellieayla.net]

@catsalad Right I am! That HCI stuff is a tool, and neural embodiment has absorbed it into my limbs. Laying on it is unwanted touching, and covering it in hair & scratches is a violation of bodily integrity. Your right to lay on stuff ends where my tools begin.

[wilson@nfld.me]

@catsalad *prays for those keycaps*

[shnooflebear@curly.cat]

@catsalad This is probably where the idea of slightly slanted toilet seats in (toxic) work environments comes from...

[jackemled@furry.engineer]

@ShnoofleBear @catsalad I really hope those employers provide health insurance that covers hemorrhoids.

[shnooflebear@curly.cat]

@jackemled @catsalad I suspect those employers hardly provide anything except punishment

[renardboy@mastodon.social]

@catsalad okay but hear me out, I'm pretty sure an infinite amount of those with infinite time could produce the entire works of shakespeare

[puppyfromlosandes@kolektiva.social]

@catsalad

Meanwhile, the "Password Incorrect" count skyrocketing on the lock screen.

[tilai@mastodon.social]

@catsalad RIP lapop keyboard - But I am with the cat here: This must be very annoying and she really is not happy. XD

[john@fairdinkum.one]

@catsalad

Damn! Another #Minbari bed!

[fragarach@social.vivaldi.net]

@catsalad

Am I the only one who heard Paul Simon singing "Slip slidin' away"?

#Caterday