The new security camera

[matt@oslo.town]

@Natasha_Jay The best smart home tech solution.

[natasha_jay@tech.lgbt]

@matt
IOC = Internet of Cats

[alice@mk.nyaa.place]

@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt ceiling cat 2.0

[zer0@infosec.exchange]

@Natasha_Jay the copper wires seem a bit too close and unprotected for a kitty to roam around there.

[fiee@literatur.social]

@Natasha_Jay That’s the only surveillance that I can accept.

[scudderfish@weird.autos]

@Natasha_Jay

[dlink@posthat.ca]

@matildalove @Natasha_Jay

[foone@digipres.club]

@Natasha_Jay 20 years ago, this image would have already been posted on 4chan with "ceiling cat is watching you masturbate" pasted over it in 48pt impact

[k_a@nrw.social]

@Natasha_Jay

[droinor@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay

"In my hotels, there's always someone watching."

--"Oceans Eleven" (2001)

[idoodle@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay

[tonymidtrud@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay it even comes with night vision

[the_turtle@polyglot.city]

@Natasha_Jay

[the_turtle@polyglot.city]

@foone @Natasha_Jay

I didn't use type quite that large.

Ceiling Cat is old and venerated.

[timwardcam@c.im]

@Natasha_Jay Once Upon A Time electricians used to lift floorboards. Now they seem to prefer to cut up ceilings.

[brokar@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay
CatCam 2.0

Features
- fully autonomous
- low maintenance
- fast reaction times
- auto focus
- auto hide
- 360° audio
- built-in alarm (when hungry)
- built-in night vision (no extra costs)
- armed
- auto retaliation against attempts to disable
- cute
- also available as mobile version for ground operations

[ukeleleeric@mstdn.social]

@Natasha_Jay environmentally friendly - uses no electricity. Also, ideal for privacy - no-one can persuade the cat to give away anything.

[maccruiskeen@social.linux.pizza]

@DLink @matildalove @Natasha_Jay And their minions are everywhere!