Ruin a book by adding a word

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

Ruin a book by adding a word

The EVIL Bible
Captain Corelli's Mandolin Hammer
Pride and Racial Prejudice
The Problematic Godfather
The Great Big Gatsby
The Count Dracula of Monty Cristo
The Lord of the Penis Rings
Black Beauty Pageant
Watership Down Syndrome
The Erotic Tale of Peter Rabbit
The Secret Murder Diary of Adrian Mole
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Massacre

(reckon I've improved some NOT ALL of these tbh)

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

Where the Crawdads Sing Agadoo

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

Must.... Not.... Say.... The..... Sex Diary..... of...... Anne........ Frank

[seraphinarose@mastodon.social]

@TheBreadmonkey Anne Wan… you get the idea

[chuls@mastodon.world]

@TheBreadmonkey danger zone

[kierkegaanks@beige.party]

@TheBreadmonkey there are conservatives who think Anne Frank was a slut because of the honesty of her private diary … which they read

[devonkiwi@mastodonapp.uk]

@TheBreadmonkey To Kill A Mockingbird Slowly

[drgroftehauge@sigmoid.social]

@TheBreadmonkey What's a penis ring?

[gogs@mas.to]

@TheBreadmonkey Phew - glad you didn’t say that

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

Tess Daly of the D'Urbervilles

[julianlawson@beige.party]

@TheBreadmonkey Lady Chatterley's Pizza Lover

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

@drgroftehauge

Through the eye and out the bottom. Known in the UK as a Prince Albert. My friend Darren had one and he used to show it all the time in the pub.

[cobalt123@beige.party]

@TheBreadmonkey
*The Loser’s Fountainhead
*Stinking Wind in the Willows
*Love Story Exposed
*Jonathan Livingston’s Vengeful Seagull
*Wuthering Vertigo Heights
*The Shameful Odyssey
*Joy of Sexy Cooking

[kierkegaanks@beige.party]

@TheBreadmonkey @cobalt123 vengeful seagull sounds hardcore

[karalg84@dragonscave.space]

@TheBreadmonkey Jurassic Park Ranger
Interesting Sunday Times
So Long and Thanks for All the Fish Fingers
Sixth Sense and Sensibility
The Dark Jenga Tower
Five Go to Smuggler's Top Asylum
The Lord of the Signet Rings

[gogs@mas.to]

@TheBreadmonkey How to Win Facebook Friends and Influence People

[kierkegaanks@beige.party]

@TheBreadmonkey @julianlawson lady chatterley’s shitposting

[morten_skaaning@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@TheBreadmonkey The Count Chocula of Monte Cristo is gonna sell like warm bread.

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

A Terry's Clockwork Orange

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

Penises Of Mice and Men